Celebrities and farting- Page 12

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:32am

Dangit. Who's Totie? And who's tootie? And whose tootie did I just smell?

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:32am

Why can't the English teach their children how to toot?

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:32am

Just another Fact of Life! lol.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:33am

Waiting for Doodle - I mean Charlotte - to arrive...

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:34am

I thought we did The Facts of Life thoroughly yesterday.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:34am

I'm powerful!

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:35am

I am only in your imagination, Rath...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:40am

I wouldn't doubt it, knowing me.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:43am

Did I miss any celebs farting?

I dont mean bww celebs, like Boobs.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:46am

I'm guessing our thread god, Jack Black, has probably let one or two rip since last we met.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:50am

Surely he did.

but what about my Julie Andrews?

you know she refers to them as toots.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:51am

Julie Andrews probably tooted a few times last night.

She's no spring chicken.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:55am

I bet they sound great...she is a coloratura.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 9:56am

I don't know - my farts sound like farts and I'm a pretty good singer myself.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:04am

well, I think I'll believe it until I hear otherwise.

I wouldnt be surprised if when she toots, she looks around at the people she's with and says "Well, THAT was egregious!"

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:05am

No, she only says that when other people toot.

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:09am

No Fart Zone warning!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:09am

We need those on the subway.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:14am

It looks like that aol dude is freefalling. I'd do more than fart.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:15am

That's a really powerful fart.

[Jane2]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:15am

"Perhaps you should change your underwear then."

HAHAHAHAHA

[Jane2]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:16am

I personally don't fluff until I've eaten.

[Glebb]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:19am

I used to have a friend who passed out cards that said:
"If you don't smoke, I won't fart."

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:20am

I once burped in the face of a person who had blown smoke directly into mine. She was offended. I told her, "At least mine won't give you cancer."
Of course, I can let out some stinky burps.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 6/9/06 at 10:21am

Sounds like something my mother would do. She has a sign on her apt. door that says "No Smoking."

But if she's dating you, you can smoke all you want. She's a hypocrite.