Chris Christie plays baseball — Page 2

Snafu..."My god, really, where is it?"

IT'S IN THERE!

That reminds me of a fantastic exchange between Ricky and Fred in "I Love Lucy: Job Switching (#2.1) from 1952":

Ricky Ricardo: What have you got there?
Fred Mertz: I brought my cake. Seven layers of luscious Devil's Food. Wait til you see it.
Fred takes off the cake cover to reveal a cake barely one inch thick
Ricky Ricardo: What happened to the other seven layers?
Fred Mertz: They're all there. Some just... didn't rise very much.
Ricky Ricardo: Well, it doesn't matter. You can put on a lot of frosting.
Fred Mertz: What do you mean "put on"? The frosting's already in it.
Ricky Ricardo: In it?
Fred Mertz: Yeah, I mixed it all up together before I baked the cake. Isn't that how it's supposed to turn out?
Ricky Ricardo: No, I don't think so, Fred. Well, maybe you should wait until breakfast and serve it as a pancake.

brdlwyr... thanks, I looked that term up (fruppa) on Urban Dictionary and really felt a dry heave.