Chris Christie plays baseball
#2
Posted: 6/5/15 at 2:09pm
Some people just can't help themselves.
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#4
Posted: 6/5/15 at 2:14pm
Tweedle Dee, where's Tweedle Dum?
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#5
Posted: 6/5/15 at 2:28pm
I demand a duet.
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#6
Posted: 6/5/15 at 2:51pm
I like this one where he's bein' all sassy!
#7
Posted: 6/5/15 at 2:59pm
See, I know where drag queens usually put theirs, but unless this dude is tucking, where is his penis?!
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#8
Posted: 6/5/15 at 3:03pm
Don't you see that little fold?
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#9
Posted: 6/5/15 at 3:10pm
You're looking at it gurl.
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#10
Posted: 6/5/15 at 3:17pm
Ugh...you are forcing me to feel bad about fat shaming someone who I think is a terrible human being!
However, I will say that his 'I'm a little tea pot' pose is HILARIOUS.
#11
Posted: 6/5/15 at 3:20pm
My intention wasn't to fat shame. It was more about the pose, and what's going on in his pants.
#12
Posted: 6/5/15 at 3:22pm
Bartolo Colon was just quoted as saying "dude seriously needs to get himself in shape".
#13
Posted: 6/5/15 at 3:27pm
I wasn't body shaming. If he had a more pleasing personality and speaking voice he might even be a sexy bear. In a parallel universe.
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#14
Posted: 6/5/15 at 3:29pm
Plus everyone knows sexy bears sport moose knuckles, not camel toe.
#15
Posted: 6/5/15 at 3:31pm
I had totally forgotten that term.
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#16
Posted: 6/5/15 at 3:39pm
It was really more about my initial response of, 'The fabric is screaming!!!'
#17
Posted: 6/5/15 at 3:45pm
Tee up the Pitcher and Catcher jokes. . .
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#18
Posted: 6/5/15 at 3:51pm
My god, really, where is it?
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#19
Posted: 6/5/15 at 4:18pm
He was a fairly fit fella in high school. Unfortunately, those baseball slacks aren't very figure flattering on him. Perhaps it's time for him to consider going with a I can't believe it's a girdle girdle.
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Updated On: 6/5/15 at 04:18 PM
#20
Posted: 6/5/15 at 4:19pm
I woulda gone with a Bea Arthur oversized vest with pockets.
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#21
Posted: 6/5/15 at 4:22pm
He's 52?!!! Damn! He looks much, much older!
#22
Posted: 6/5/15 at 4:26pm
@Carlos...that was my reaction as well. I think the weight loss has aged him akin to JHud.
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#23
Posted: 6/5/15 at 4:36pm
Wasn't he a baseball player in high school/college? He must've played first base because he throws like flipper boy.
#24
Posted: 6/5/15 at 4:59pm
I'm certain he played in high school. There's a pic of him in uniform that I recall seeing years ago. He could have rocked throwback knickers a la Babe Ruth. I don't understand why his handlers (including his wife) didn't intervene before he made an appearance in those unfortunate baseball slacks.
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Updated On: 6/5/15 at 04:59 PM
#25
Posted: 6/5/15 at 5:47pm
He played in high school. That's why he goes to all of his son's games (on the state's helicopter that he swore he would never use to avoid traffic like his predecessor).
I'm a bigger guy. You'd have to cut me a big check to get me to show up in an actual baseball uniform to throw out the opening pitch. It's not a flattering look.
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