Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

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Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:26pm

"TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. In case you didn't process that, Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy."

TMZ

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#2

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:28pm

Oh, the mom has a dude's name. I bet that's why he got confused.

#3

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:29pm

"We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child."

He is SO not gay.

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#4

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:33pm

Well its nice to know he did it the good old fashioned wa...wait a minute.

#5

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:33pm

She's freaking FIFTY!

#6

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:33pm

My God, the Claymates were right all along!

Oh, I just feel so gosh durn stoopid now!

He did find a nice girl after all. A nice, 50 year-old girl.

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Updated On: 5/29/08 at 02:33 PM

#7

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:37pm

I wonder what's next? Maybe he will open his own private amusement park on a sprawling plot in Santa Barbara.

#8

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:38pm

"She's freaking FIFTY!"

Umm yeah, I don't want to be Debbie Downer but holy high risk pregnancy!

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#9

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:39pm

I'm sure Clay has always wanted a Down Syndrome baby of his very own.


High risk? Who cares about high risk! We got gay rumors to dispel!


Clay needs to read my signature.

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Updated On: 5/29/08 at 02:39 PM

#10

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:40pm

Maybe she's just carrying it and it's someone else's egg.

#11

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:41pm

I'm stupefied.

#12

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:48pm

It makes perfect sense really. He said he would never find a "partner", so why not make a kid. They can't leave you for a few years at least.
And it's not like he had to have sex (with anyone other than his hand) to do it.

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#13

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:53pm

Lord, imagine all the sexual shame that child will grow up with.

#14

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:55pm

*waits for the claymates to arive in swarms*

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#15

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 2:58pm

Eh, let 'em come. They're so last week. Does anyone even reply to them anymore?

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#16

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 3:00pm

Sounds like a typical Claymate who's carrying his child. Isn't fifty Clay's demographic?

#17

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 3:01pm

ha! Didn't I tell you that he is fast becoming another Michael Jackson? first- he tries to look like Charlotte d'Amboise and now he is going to be a dad!



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#18

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 3:04pm

oy vey

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#19

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 3:07pm

Kalimba- you are soo right! Foster (age 50 yrs old) and Aiken (30 yrs old) are having a child! lol!

hmmm... I smell scientology!

#20

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 3:10pm

Was he raped?

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#21

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 3:13pm

"Well its nice to know he did it the good old fashioned wa...wait a minute."

OMG I just laughed out loud for a full two minutes. Thanks Chance!!

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#22

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 3:13pm

Was he raped?

^^^no he met her at the internet disguised as a man! lol!

Gosh! worst publicity stunt ever!

hahahahahahaha.....I smell desperation! He is not even as big as Tom Cruise! why do it?


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Updated On: 5/29/08 at 03:13 PM

#23

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 3:15pm

Wow...she almost looks like she could be his mom. He couldn't find anyone close to his own age to have inseminated?? Surely he could have found somebody.

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#24

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 3:18pm

lol please tazzy all the claymates are slashing there wrists cus he didnt pick them.

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#25

re: Clay Aiken to be a Daddy!

Posted: 5/29/08 at 3:20pm

So.


Clay's pregnant.


Cool.