The fact that any sexuality would be interested in Clive is beyond me. He's the Arthur Laurents of the pop world.
Kiss his ring and he adores you. Question him and you are vilified to everyone.
Douche.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello