Comedian's who you quote

[Becoz_i_knew_you21]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 7:49pm

I quote a lot of Kathy Griffing and Dane Cook. How bout everybody else?

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 7:50pm

Old Rodney Dangerfield

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 7:51pm

Ron White.

So, I like The Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Eat me.

[DramaDork925]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 7:52pm

Dane Cook... on a daily basis.

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 7:57pm

Another vote for Dane Cook! Especially the Kool-Aid routine.

[xoxRogue]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:01pm

Dane Cook and Ron White.

[Becoz_i_knew_you21]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:05pm

I quote Kathy Griffin almost everyday. I can't look at a lot of celebrities the same way because of the stories she's told about them.

EDIT: Look at my signature! Updated On: 8/25/06 at 08:05 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:12pm

ive quoted sctv so much that its just part of my vocabulary.
roseanne, too.
especially "mustache rides? and they're free?"

& david cross!
"if gabriel wants to rollerblade, gabriel rollerblades!!!"

Updated On: 8/25/06 at 08:12 PM

[rose_pearl]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:33pm

I've jumped on the Dane train for good. "A tire....hit Mary in the FACE!"

[GoodbyeMyLover]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:36pm

I quote Dane Cook a lot. :]

[broadwayxminixidina]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:42pm

No one quotes Dane Cook more than I do. I can't think for myself anymore. "They're rocker quotes. You can steal that, becuase I know you will."

Kathy Griffin is one I quote a lot. "It's for vaginas. Becuase if I help one vagina, thats good enough for me. Becuase mine's worn out."

[secondstar05]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 9:39pm

I quote Dane a lot, too. Lately, I've also been quoting Jim Gaffigan quite a bit. Oh, and Ellen.

[MistressoftheHouse]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 9:43pm

Dane Cook and Jim Gaffigan for me. Maybe a little Mitch Hedberg and Stephen Lynch too, along with Mark Teich and Rod Cone (who tour with Stephen.) I've quoted a Rod comeback from when he was getting heckled at a show I was at quite a few times now.

[neddyfrank2]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 9:43pm

Since when did Dane become so famous?

[broadwayxminixidina]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 9:49pm

OMG! I loe Jim.

"Hoooooooottt pockets!"

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 10:00pm

I quote Sandra Berhard ALL the time (Just ask Jerby).
"Raquel Welch once had a rib surgically removed to give her a higher breastline. I understand that barbequed that rib and it was tender, meaty AND delicious."
Margaret Cho-"Where do you get HELLO KITTY stationary in jail? Is there a SanRio outlet?"
Judy Tenuta-"You meet a guy and he says I love you exactly as you are. Then slowly over time he tries to change you, and you love him so you change for him. Then the squid wakes up one morning and says, 'I'm leaving you because you're not the same person I fell in love with.' Gee, thanks alot Uncle Fester."

[gavrochegirl]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 10:02pm

From the Burger King routine:

"Um, where do I go?"

"Where do you go? You follow the one f*cking road you're on to me!...okay, you take a right on the street here to the Texaco. You're going to go to a guy named Hank. He has a yellow poncho on. Oh, and we take your food, too."

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 10:47pm

oh yeah, sandra quotes have completly merged with my natural vocabulary!
"i choose to wear my hair UP...& put in baby'sbreath"
"its the lady from burrrrberrrrryyyy!"

[broadway_baby4]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 10:49pm

I also quote Dane. On a daily basis actually. Because, after all, we can quote him, on the quote unquote.

[mominator]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 11:23pm

"It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it!" - Steven Wright

[KelRel]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 11:25pm

Jim Gaffigan mostly, but also a lot of Dane Cook.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 8/25/06 at 11:26pm

n69n, I just have to ad to your quote, " I look really, really PRETTY!!!"

"I wash my hair with HERBALESSENCE Shampoo. I smell like a garden of earthly delights."

"I step into my bathtub with confidence...knowing I've already applied my Rubbermaid daisies."

Updated On: 8/26/06 at 11:26 PM

[snl89]

Posted: 8/26/06 at 12:27am

um.. stephen lynch :P hehehe

no seriously though, its rediculous how much I quote his songs

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/26/06 at 12:34am

Sandra Bernhard. All the time. Dar. Ling.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 8/26/06 at 12:40am

Namo, that's right, Dar.Ling. Back when Sandy broke this song in the Parisian Room with her dear friend Miss Cardilla DiMillo. For those of you don't who know Camilla, you know she did things her way and we did things OUR way all the time, dar-ling.

Where's Jerby right now?

Updated On: 8/26/06 at 12:40 AM