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Comedian's who you quote

Comedian's who you quote

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Becoz_i_knew_you21
#0Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 7:49pm

I quote a lot of Kathy Griffing and Dane Cook. How bout everybody else?

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Mr Roxy
#1re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 7:50pm

Old Rodney Dangerfield


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#2re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 7:51pm

Ron White.

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DramaDork925
#3re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 7:52pm

Dane Cook... on a daily basis.


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gavrochegirl
#4re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 7:57pm

Another vote for Dane Cook! Especially the Kool-Aid routine.


What the puck?!

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xoxRogue
#5re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:01pm

Dane Cook and Ron White.


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Becoz_i_knew_you21
#6re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:05pm

I quote Kathy Griffin almost everyday. I can't look at a lot of celebrities the same way because of the stories she's told about them.

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#7re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:12pm

ive quoted sctv so much that its just part of my vocabulary.
roseanne, too.
especially "mustache rides? and they're free?"

& david cross!
"if gabriel wants to rollerblade, gabriel rollerblades!!!"

Updated On: 8/25/06 at 08:12 PM

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rose_pearl
#8re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:33pm

I've jumped on the Dane train for good. "A tire....hit Mary in the FACE!"


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GoodbyeMyLover
#9re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:36pm

I quote Dane Cook a lot. :]


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#10re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:42pm

No one quotes Dane Cook more than I do. I can't think for myself anymore. "They're rocker quotes. You can steal that, becuase I know you will."

Kathy Griffin is one I quote a lot. "It's for vaginas. Becuase if I help one vagina, thats good enough for me. Becuase mine's worn out."


"Broadway is a very special place, filled with very special people, people who can sing and dance, often at the same time! They are a different people, a multi-talented people, a people...who need people...and who are, in many ways, the luckiest people in...the world." --Spamalot
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#11re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 9:39pm

I quote Dane a lot, too. Lately, I've also been quoting Jim Gaffigan quite a bit. Oh, and Ellen. re: Comedian's who you quote


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#12re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 9:43pm

Dane Cook and Jim Gaffigan for me. Maybe a little Mitch Hedberg and Stephen Lynch too, along with Mark Teich and Rod Cone (who tour with Stephen.) I've quoted a Rod comeback from when he was getting heckled at a show I was at quite a few times now.


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neddyfrank2
#13re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 9:43pm

Since when did Dane become so famous?

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broadwayxminixidina
#14re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 9:49pm

OMG! I loe Jim.

"Hoooooooottt pockets!"


"Broadway is a very special place, filled with very special people, people who can sing and dance, often at the same time! They are a different people, a multi-talented people, a people...who need people...and who are, in many ways, the luckiest people in...the world." --Spamalot
<^>BROADWAY is LOVE<^>
<^>RENT is LOVE<^>
<^>WICKED is LOVE<^>
<< Me and Norbie. I look icky becuase I was FREAAAAKKKIIINNNGG out.

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Bettyboy72
#15re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 10:00pm

I quote Sandra Berhard ALL the time (Just ask Jerby).
"Raquel Welch once had a rib surgically removed to give her a higher breastline. I understand that barbequed that rib and it was tender, meaty AND delicious."
Margaret Cho-"Where do you get HELLO KITTY stationary in jail? Is there a SanRio outlet?"
Judy Tenuta-"You meet a guy and he says I love you exactly as you are. Then slowly over time he tries to change you, and you love him so you change for him. Then the squid wakes up one morning and says, 'I'm leaving you because you're not the same person I fell in love with.' Gee, thanks alot Uncle Fester."


"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

gavrochegirl
#16re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 10:02pm

From the Burger King routine:

"Um, where do I go?"

"Where do you go? You follow the one f*cking road you're on to me!...okay, you take a right on the street here to the Texaco. You're going to go to a guy named Hank. He has a yellow poncho on. Oh, and we take your food, too."


What the puck?!

#17re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 10:47pm

oh yeah, sandra quotes have completly merged with my natural vocabulary!
"i choose to wear my hair UP...& put in baby'sbreath"
"its the lady from burrrrberrrrryyyy!"

broadway_baby4
#18re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 10:49pm

I also quote Dane. On a daily basis actually. Because, after all, we can quote him, on the quote unquote.

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mominator
#19re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 11:23pm

"It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it!" - Steven Wright


"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

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KelRel
#20re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 11:25pm

Jim Gaffigan mostly, but also a lot of Dane Cook.


"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

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Bettyboy72
#21re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/25/06 at 11:26pm

n69n, I just have to ad to your quote, " I look really, really PRETTY!!!"

"I wash my hair with HERBALESSENCE Shampoo. I smell like a garden of earthly delights."

"I step into my bathtub with confidence...knowing I've already applied my Rubbermaid daisies."


"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
Updated On: 8/26/06 at 11:26 PM

snl89
#22re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/26/06 at 12:27am

um.. stephen lynch :P hehehe

no seriously though, its rediculous how much I quote his songs


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#23re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/26/06 at 12:34am

Sandra Bernhard. All the time. Dar. Ling.


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Bettyboy72
#24re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/26/06 at 12:40am

Namo, that's right, Dar.Ling. Back when Sandy broke this song in the Parisian Room with her dear friend Miss Cardilla DiMillo. For those of you don't who know Camilla, you know she did things her way and we did things OUR way all the time, dar-ling.

Where's Jerby right now?


"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
Updated On: 8/26/06 at 12:40 AM


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