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Comedian's who you quote
#25
Posted: 8/26/06 at 12:44am
My avatar is a reminder to myself. I need lots of reminders...
Updated On: 2/18/09 at 12:44 AM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#26re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/26/06 at 10:16am
"hold the cream!"
"i'd love to!"
& gilda radner..."...and i call it a 'FILM', not a 'MOVIE'!!!"
Updated On: 8/26/06 at 10:16 AM
#27re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/26/06 at 10:18am
Rita Rudner.
When that rare day comes along that I can quote Phyllis Diller, I'm walking on clouds.
" ...the happiness in the tune convinces me that I'm not afraid."
#29re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/26/06 at 6:01pm
I swear to God, when I first read that title, I thought it said:
"Canadian's who you quote"
I was thinking to myself, 'That's Random'
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
Updated On: 8/26/06 at 06:01 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#31re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/26/06 at 6:27pm
"Save a piece of chocolate cake for Sandy!!!"
"ANNE FRANK'S HOUSE!!! Anne Frank's house, THAT IS A SCREEEEAAAAAM!!!"
#32re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/27/06 at 6:46amPaul F. Tompkins, Rich Vos, Eddie Izzard, Greg Proops, and Margaret Cho.
#33re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/27/06 at 9:01am
It is SO much fun to quote Lewis Black. Just because you can basically flip out and swear, and still have a reason to be doing so. Buahahaha...another American family has been DESTROYED!
Just did it. Right there.
#34re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/27/06 at 11:22amI have to admit that I've also jumped on the Dane train. "No you did NOT take a 100 hour nap after work!!! A hundered hour nap, that's like, that's like a coma. So you took a coma after work."
"You don't just stop posting horse s*** on the web!"-The [Title of Show] Show
#35re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/27/06 at 11:40am
Ron White's "You can't fix stupid" has become a part of my daily vocabulary.
The XM tuner in my car practically stays on channel 150.
"He was a preacher who told them they were wicked for playing dice and musical instruments and reading certain books...
...sounds like a Baptist."
#36re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/27/06 at 11:46am
jim gaffigan, dane cook, sue murphy, ellen, the blue collar boys, john stewart, lots of others... i love watching comedy specials on ondemand.
i quoted jay mohr in my sig but i dont normally quote him.
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Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
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"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
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#37re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/27/06 at 11:47amI quote Stephen Lynch and Gilda Radner all the time. When I was ten I used to quote Gallagher practically every day. : )
#38re: Comedian's who you quote
Posted: 8/28/06 at 1:44pm"My father was a proctologist. My mother was an abstract artist. This is how I view the world."
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
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