Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
#2
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:16pm
Thanks for reminding me. Betty White!
#3
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:18pm
This one should be better than the ridiculous smutfest of Pam Anderson's Roast. All they talked about was her tired body and Tommy Lee's overrated manhood.
I don't WANT to live in what they call "a certain way." In the first place I'd be no good at it and besides that I don't want to be identified with any one class of people. I want to live every whichway, among all kinds---and know them---and understand them---and love them---THAT's what I want! - Philip Barry (Holiday)
#4
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:21pm
Pam Anderson's Roast was worth it for one line:
"Courtney Love is here tonight. These days, she looks worse than Kurt Cobain!"
- Jeffrey Ross, proving that he has balls of Colbertian size
"Courtney Love is here tonight. These days, she looks worse than Kurt Cobain!"
- Jeffrey Ross, proving that he has balls of Colbertian size
#5
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:23pm
And Betty White has just proven that she has bigger.
#6
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:54pm
Farrah Fawcett is drunk off her ass.
#7
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:55pm
Has Andy Dick bit that woman yet?
"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
#8
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:58pm
That was backstage, I believe.
#9
Posted: 8/20/06 at 11:12pm
I have it on DVR. Can't wait!
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."
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#10
Posted: 8/20/06 at 11:19pm
George Takei would fit in fabulously here on BWW.
#11
Posted: 8/20/06 at 11:21pm
Why do they keep cutting to Jeri Ryan? Do we really care about her reaction to every joke?
George Takei was f-ing hilarious. And I looooove Lisa Lampanelli
George Takei was f-ing hilarious. And I looooove Lisa Lampanelli
If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
#12
Posted: 8/20/06 at 11:30pm
Anyone remember the Chevy Chase roast? God, that was awkward.
#13
Posted: 8/20/06 at 11:39pm
I missed the first half because I was on the phone. I have a DVD recording. The funny thing is, the other cast members of Star Trek HATE him. George Takei talked about it on Stern. And did no one tell Farrah that her bra strap was hanging out?
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#14
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:04am
Lisa Lampanelli is probably most of the best comics out there, and certainly the BEST female comic around today. Anyone who heard her most recent Stern appearance can testify to that!
"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008
"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008
#15
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:08am
Meh. I find her to be overrated. Obnoxiousness does not equal funny.
#16
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:14am
With her it does. She and Colin Quinn are the best roasters out there.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#17
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:16am
Although I missed a few minutes here & here, my favorite line: "Smells like ***** in here...I think."
Penn State Forever!!!!
#18
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:20am
The whole thing was a hoot. A total blast. George Takei killed. He was the best. Glad to see Betty White having a naugty ole time. Glad to see her dish it right back without profanity, but a nice helping of ribaldry.
"Betty White is so old that on the first game show she was on one of the prizes was...fire." -Lisa Lampanelli
"Betty White is so old that on the first game show she was on one of the prizes was...fire." -Lisa Lampanelli
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#19
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:20am
"You've been in more turds than Andy Dick's penis!"
#20
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:26am
Artie's joke about Carrie Fisher was funny because she was in the bathroom when he said it. They edited it to make it look like she was laughing. She said she would have given him the finger.
Betty White killed!
Neshelle said, "Kiss my black ass." That was nice.
Betty White killed!
Neshelle said, "Kiss my black ass." That was nice.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
Updated On: 8/21/06 at 12:26 AM
#21
Posted: 8/21/06 at 11:50am
George Takei and Patton Oswalt pWn3d completely!
#22
Posted: 8/21/06 at 11:56am
Takei is really a funny guy. "Oh my!"
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#23
Posted: 8/21/06 at 11:58am
So what drugs were Farrah Fawcett and Andy Dick on?
#24
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:03pm
Andy Dick gets pissed every time someone makes a comment about him. On the Pam Anderson roast, too.
This was mad funny, though.
This was mad funny, though.
#25
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:11pm
Well, Andy is obviously on coke. He offered it to the Page 6 reporter that was interviewing him backstage. There is a sound recording of it that I heard last week.
As for Farrah, I think she is either sleeping with Price Valium, living in Xanaxdu or just abusing vicodin.
As for Farrah, I think she is either sleeping with Price Valium, living in Xanaxdu or just abusing vicodin.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
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