Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#1re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:16pmThanks for reminding me. Betty White!
BroomstickBoy
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/21/04
#2re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:18pmThis one should be better than the ridiculous smutfest of Pam Anderson's Roast. All they talked about was her tired body and Tommy Lee's overrated manhood.
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#3re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:21pm
Pam Anderson's Roast was worth it for one line:
"Courtney Love is here tonight. These days, she looks worse than Kurt Cobain!"
- Jeffrey Ross, proving that he has balls of Colbertian size
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#4re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:23pmAnd Betty White has just proven that she has bigger.
#5re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:54pmFarrah Fawcett is drunk off her ass.
Type_A_Tiff
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/25/04
#6re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:55pmHas Andy Dick bit that woman yet?
"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater
"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#7re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/20/06 at 10:58pmThat was backstage, I believe.
#8re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/20/06 at 11:12pmI have it on DVR. Can't wait!
#9re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/20/06 at 11:19pmGeorge Takei would fit in fabulously here on BWW.
#10re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/20/06 at 11:21pm
Why do they keep cutting to Jeri Ryan? Do we really care about her reaction to every joke?
George Takei was f-ing hilarious. And I looooove Lisa Lampanelli
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#11re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/20/06 at 11:30pmAnyone remember the Chevy Chase roast? God, that was awkward.
#12re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/20/06 at 11:39pmI missed the first half because I was on the phone. I have a DVD recording. The funny thing is, the other cast members of Star Trek HATE him. George Takei talked about it on Stern. And did no one tell Farrah that her bra strap was hanging out?
#13re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:04amLisa Lampanelli is probably most of the best comics out there, and certainly the BEST female comic around today. Anyone who heard her most recent Stern appearance can testify to that!
"Hey little girls, look at all the men in shiny shirts and no wives!" - Jackie Hoffman, Xanadu, 19 Feb 2008
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#14re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:08amMeh. I find her to be overrated. Obnoxiousness does not equal funny.
#15re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:14amWith her it does. She and Colin Quinn are the best roasters out there.
Pinky
Broadway Star Joined: 3/31/04
#16re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:16amAlthough I missed a few minutes here & here, my favorite line: "Smells like ***** in here...I think."
#17re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:20am
The whole thing was a hoot. A total blast. George Takei killed. He was the best. Glad to see Betty White having a naugty ole time. Glad to see her dish it right back without profanity, but a nice helping of ribaldry.
"Betty White is so old that on the first game show she was on one of the prizes was...fire." -Lisa Lampanelli
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#18re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:20am"You've been in more turds than Andy Dick's penis!"
#19re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:26am
Artie's joke about Carrie Fisher was funny because she was in the bathroom when he said it. They edited it to make it look like she was laughing. She said she would have given him the finger.
Betty White killed!
Neshelle said, "Kiss my black ass." That was nice.
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#20re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/21/06 at 11:50amGeorge Takei and Patton Oswalt pWn3d completely!
#21re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/21/06 at 11:56amTakei is really a funny guy. "Oh my!"
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#22re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/21/06 at 11:58amSo what drugs were Farrah Fawcett and Andy Dick on?
BSoBW2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/8/04
#23re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:03pm
Andy Dick gets pissed every time someone makes a comment about him. On the Pam Anderson roast, too.
This was mad funny, though.
#24re: Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner
Posted: 8/21/06 at 12:11pm
Well, Andy is obviously on coke. He offered it to the Page 6 reporter that was interviewing him backstage. There is a sound recording of it that I heard last week.
As for Farrah, I think she is either sleeping with Price Valium, living in Xanaxdu or just abusing vicodin. 
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