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#1

Common Misconceptions...

about Australian Animals.

This is a thread to educate American posters on the beauties of Australian wildlife, so that you can actually know what you are talking about when you talk about those "killer wombats" or "crazy platypi".
#2

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Animal #1:

The Koala.

This beautiful Australian Animal spends 18 hours a day sleeping, and 6 hours eating.

It is NOT a bear, and has no relation whatsoever to bears. It is very closely related to the Kangaroo, and its closest relation is the Wombat.

It is a MARSUPIAL, which is the name given to any animal that raises its young in a pouch.

#3

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Animal #2:

The Kangaroo

The Kangaroo is a beautiful animal, native to Australia (and some parts of Papua New Guinea).

There are actually many kinds of Kangaroos. The one you see here is a Grey Kangaroo, which is the second largest kind.

There are also Wallabies, which are smaller and tend to live in forests, potoroos which live in rainforests, tree kangaroos which live in trees (shock!) in North Eastern Australia and Papua New Guinea, and many other kinds.

Kangaroo meat is farmed, but is NOT commonly eaten in Australia. I have never eaten it before.

You CANNOT ride in a Kangaroos pouch!


Updated On: 7/5/07 at 07:21 AM

#4

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Animal #3:

The Platypus.

When early British settlers first discovered the Platypus, they were taken aback that they immediately killed and stuffed one, and sent it back to England. Experts in England denounced it as nothing but a fraud, made from stitching together the beak of a duck, the body of a cat, feet of a duck, tail of a beaver etc.

In fact it is one of the most unique animals to walk/swim on this earth.

It is a monotreme, which means that it is one of only two mammals in the world that do not have live births. The Platypus and Echidna both lay eggs, incubate, then raise their hatchlings.

The platypus' bill is not like a ducks, however, it is soft and leathery, and used for digging through mud to find bugs.

A male Platypus has spurs on its hind feet, and they are highly toxic, but not deadly...

Updated On: 7/5/07 at 07:28 AM

#5

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Animal #4:

The Echidna.

Not related to the Porcupine or Hedgehog, this animal is a relative of the Platypus (the only other montreme), and many of the marsupials. It is in fact a marsupial, and carries its egg/eggs in a pouch, and raises its young in there also, until such time as there spikes grow.

The spikes are used for camouflage and safety. The Echidna can blend in well amongst tall grass, and can be hard to find. If attacked, it will dig into the ground, leaving the attacker with nothing but a mouthful of spikes to deal with.

#6

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You CANNOT ride in a Kangaroos pouch!

Tsk. I am HIGHLY disappointed.
#8

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Animal #5:

The Wombat.

A marsupial and close relative of Koala, Wombats spend most of their time underground. They are the only marsupial that has their pouch facing backwards, as this prevents dirt entering the pouch while digging.

They have extremely strong legs, and have been known to be aggressive. They can either charge, or bite.

I know someone who had a leg broken by a wombat...

#9

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Animal #6:

The Emu.

It is NOT an Ostrich, and does not even look like an Ostrich. Ostriches live in Africa, Emus in Australia.

They can grow to 2 metres high, which makes it the Second Largest bird, after the Ostrich.

They can run at very high speeds, and can be very aggressive when protecting their young/eggs.

Updated On: 7/5/07 at 07:59 AM

#10

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Animal #7:

The Possum.

A herbivorous tree-dweller, there are many kinds of Possums. The largest kinds are the Brush-Tailed Possum (pictured), and the Ringtail Possum. The smallest kind is the Pygmy Mountain Possum, and it is around the same size as your thumb.

In the early 20th Century, the B-T Possum was taken to New Zealand, to help bolster a poor fur trade. Now, there are more of this kind of possum in NZ than there are in Australia, and NZ is a much much smaller country. There are over 70 million in NZ. They are doing a lot of harm to the environment over there which just goes to show the amount of damage one small animal can do when taken out of its environment.

#11

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I actually cooked Kangaroo for my boyfriend last night, being American he was curious. It's decent...
"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."
#12

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Animal #8:

The Bandicoot.

A small animal somewhat akin to a rat, yet closely related to the Kangaroo.

Out of the many kinds of Bandicoot, most of them are endangered or in danger of going there.

The biggest threats to these animals (mostly desert dwellers) are Cats, Foxes, Wild Dogs etc. All non-native species...

Updated On: 7/5/07 at 08:25 AM

#13

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I've heard it tastes like Chicken.

Hell, doesn't everything taste like chicken?!?!?!?!

Updated On: 7/5/07 at 08:26 AM

#14

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Why are you under the impression that only Americans have these common misconceptions?
ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
#15

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P_E - this is better than Animal Planet. Bring on #8!
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#16

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I'm not...

They're just the worst.

I remember a survey that asked Americans what they though the lives of Australians were like. The result came back that the common idea was that we spent our lives in our living rooms playing the didgereedoo while eating kangaroo meat...
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Animal #9:

The Glider

There are several kinds of Australian Gliders, which are rather similar to possums, but with one special attribute: two flaps of skin between their fore and hind legs that enables them to "fly".

They fly by climbing to the tops of trees, and then jumping, and slowly gliding over to the next tree.

Pictured is the Sugar Glider, but there are many kinds. The smallest is the Feather Tail Glider, which has a tail that dwarfs its body completely. The tail looks just like a large grey chicken feather.

All Gliders are rather small, and probably the cutest of Australian Animals...

Updated On: 7/5/07 at 08:36 AM

#18

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Actually 'roo meat, if cooked properly, tastes like rich beef. It is not particularly gamey. A nice jus will top it off.

I have found that it is at its best if grilled. But, please, do not over cook. Medium is best.


'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#19

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It doesn't taste like chicken. It's apparently similar to venison...having never had that I'd say it's closest to beef or lamb.

I love wombats, btw. But you hit one and it will DESTROY your car. They are solid as hell.
"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."
#20

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Exactly Falsettoland.

My friends leg was not in good knick after being charged by one...

And Hep/Fals, can't comment, I've never eaten it. But I HAVE eaten venison...
#21

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Have a few more pictures of Gliders:

Updated On: 7/5/07 at 08:44 AM

#23

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The Toronto Zoo has a wonderful Australian animal exhibit. So when you are inthis beautiful city this is a must see!
Also a co-worker of my husband is from Australia, he has said that kangaroo is quite close to venison (so I don't think I'd even try it)
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#24

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Animal #10:

The Tasmanian Devil.

Contrary to popular belief, the Tasmanian Devil CANNOT spin itself in a tornado, and it is black and white, not brown.

They are carnivorous, and extremely aggressive.

Taken from http://www.abchsn.com/users/aus_wildlife/tasmanian_devil.html:

"One of the unusual behaviours of the Tasmanian Devil is the way they devour the carcass of larger mammals. They consume the carcass of larger mammals from the inside out. There is always something a little unnerving when seeing a dead wombat carcass heaving and bulging as a Tasmanian Devil emerges from the inside the carcass covered in gore."

They got their name because of the noises they make while eating and fighting. They sound extremely eerie, somewhat akin to a woman screaming, interspersed with other strange noises. Early settlers of Tasmania genuinely thought there were devils inhabiting the bush, and gave the name to the animal that mande the noises after they discovered it wasn't true...

Updated On: 6/29/05 at 08:53 AM

#25

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Mom, I have eaten kangaroo several times. I have never been enamoured of venison. But, I do enjoy 'roo.

I can see that I will just have to go over there and cook it for y'all.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

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