I confess to having some afternoon delight with my ex this afternoon.
I also confess that it was so good that I was unable to move for about 5 minutes :)
Scandalous, Kitz!
Now THAT'S a good confession.
I do my best :) And what did we do then? Shoe shopping. All in all, a perfect afternoon!
kitz
congrats, the cows are impresed
Always glad to please the cows :)
I'm beginning to think this ex isn't doing a very good job of being an ex...
And I went shopping today too, Kitzy!
Kitz, you see your "ex" more than most people see their spouses.
We were best friends before we dated and we're still friends now. We're just...friends with benefits.
Believe me...we do NOT work as a couple. If we got back together, I think everyone we know would murder us.
I love it! Dang. I was working on a couple of confessions but Kitzy's sort of trumped it all (that and the poor guy whose mother knows about his fellatic skills).
"...the poor guy whose mother knows about his fellatic skills."
That one made my day.
I swear, if my mom thought I even knew what fellatio was, her head would explode.
Mine knows.
*shudder*
Thank God mine doesn't...I might have to kill myself.
Oh, but Kitzy, something tells me you DEFINITELY know.
I plead the fifth
Aha. You know, that's even more incriminating.
Usually, I feel maternal and protective of the young'uns Kitzy's age - but her av...
Dayum.
LOL
Rath, the girl just basically admitted to knowing how to give head. You're doing it again.
It's a curse.
Well everyone KNOWS how, just not everyone knows how to do it WELL...
oy vey.
Once again Baby, you bring about images of Karen Walker :)
Oh, Baby, are you a gay man? It's clear, at least here in NYC, that that statement is PATENTLY false!
i don't like the topic...NEXT!
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