Confessions Thread — Page 55

#1351

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 10:53pm

I confess to having some afternoon delight with my ex this afternoon.

I also confess that it was so good that I was unable to move for about 5 minutes :)

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1352

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 10:55pm

Scandalous, Kitz!

Now THAT'S a good confession.

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1353

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 10:58pm

I do my best :) And what did we do then? Shoe shopping. All in all, a perfect afternoon!

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1354

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:08pm

kitz

congrats, the cows are impresed

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Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#1355

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:10pm

Always glad to please the cows :)

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1356

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:11pm

I'm beginning to think this ex isn't doing a very good job of being an ex...



And I went shopping today too, Kitzy!

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1357

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:12pm

Kitz, you see your "ex" more than most people see their spouses.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1358

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:18pm

We were best friends before we dated and we're still friends now. We're just...friends with benefits.

Believe me...we do NOT work as a couple. If we got back together, I think everyone we know would murder us.

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1359

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:20pm

I love it! Dang. I was working on a couple of confessions but Kitzy's sort of trumped it all (that and the poor guy whose mother knows about his fellatic skills).

#1360

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:25pm

"...the poor guy whose mother knows about his fellatic skills."

That one made my day.

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1361

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:31pm

I swear, if my mom thought I even knew what fellatio was, her head would explode.

#1362

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:32pm

Mine knows.

*shudder*

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1363

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:34pm

Thank God mine doesn't...I might have to kill myself.

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1364

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:35pm

Oh, but Kitzy, something tells me you DEFINITELY know.

#1365

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:36pm

I plead the fifth

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1366

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:39pm

Aha. You know, that's even more incriminating.

#1367

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:41pm

Usually, I feel maternal and protective of the young'uns Kitzy's age - but her av...

Dayum.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1368

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:42pm

LOL

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1369

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:48pm

Rath, the girl just basically admitted to knowing how to give head. You're doing it again.

#1370

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:48pm

It's a curse.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1371

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:51pm

Well everyone KNOWS how, just not everyone knows how to do it WELL...

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Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

#1372

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:51pm

oy vey.

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1373

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:53pm

Once again Baby, you bring about images of Karen Walker :)

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1374

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:54pm

Oh, Baby, are you a gay man? It's clear, at least here in NYC, that that statement is PATENTLY false!

#1375

A wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

Posted: 12/26/05 at 11:55pm

i don't like the topic...NEXT!

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--