Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
*glomps everyone*
Back! So this wedding is soundng like a lot of fun. Open bar and zeppy. And jaily too I assume. I can hardly wait!
Well, shameless, then I'd stop. You think I'm so egotistical that I sing around the house just to hear my own voice?
Okay, I am.
Oh, please, I'm already considering removing some mirrors from the house, but I still have no idea how I can keep you from hearing yourself.
Swing Joined: 12/21/05
Oh, shameless, the mirrors can stay. I am completely unimpressed with my own appearance.
1) I **** you not I am an ordained internet minister person. I'll perform the ceremony.
2) "I'm very cuddly" "I already have a puppy!" is hilarious and I want to use that.
3) God definitely didn't want my mom and I to see Memoirs of a Geisha today. He had a guy named Prophet rear end us to make sure we knew we should have gone to The Producers instead. Wankers.
Thanks OEC. Every once in a while, I come up with a Funny. BTW, I posted something to you on the "contacts" thread.
Oh, and your #3 is excellent
well it's not that excellent, the back end of my car is totally busted!
*hugs OEC*
I meant funny excellent. I imagine, the accident part probably sucks.
Thanks Rath, but at least nobody was hurt and the car is basically driveable...oh....okay so the ADLFKJADJDJ$937$#(&$(#&$#$3(*&$*#&$#&$;ALKDJFAS;LDJKF (<~lots of swaring) guy doesn't have insurance. He gave me his card and I wrote down all his info but it expired in November. What.a.wanker. I was hit front on in September which totaled other car and THAT wanker (this is my new favorite word) didn't have insurance either. He even ran from the scene of the accident. Literally. He got out of his busted car and ran away. AD;LKFJASD;LFKJASD.
I hate driving.
Jeez.
Shameless, I was born and raised in Tennessee. Moved to New Jersey around the same time I joined BWW.
And if we are matchmaking, I am looking for an extremely wealthy individual in the NY area. I can cook quite well. I would require a live in maid and full time nanny for our future children. Oh, and I am cuddly, as well.
adios!
Get in line, JG2.
Moved there in September and already a Jersey Girl, that's impressive!
I asked, because I too, am a Jersey Girl. I moved when I was 10, but my whole extended family still lives there, and if I'm there for more than 24 hours, my accent comes back.
But, as far as matchmaking is concerned, I strikeout on all counts.
Well, the day I got the job, my best friend bought me a "jersey Girl" shirt(The Kevin Smith movie) and I created the BWW account that day. I couldn't think of anything more creative.
Funny, I have been looking for the exact same thing in a match for years. Doesn't seem like I am being too picky! I mean, I didn't specify a sex!
Oh, and my confession: I love Love LOVE delayed flights. grrrrrr
Well, JG, I'm not rich, I don't live in NY and I can't cook, but the rest is probably doable.
So is the wedding on or not?
I need to find a dress!
Of course.
"shameless & DD --- let's ALL get married"
As long as I'm the only one in the NW, I'll gladly accept.
WAIT... does this mean I'm also marrying Shameless and rath?
*ponders*
Jeez Louise.
I don't know that I can keep that many people happy.
I don't know that I can keep a lesbian happy...
"WAIT... does this mean I'm also marrying Shameless and rath?"
AND me, DD.
And I'm high maintenance.
Oh honey. You don't know high maintenance until you've dated me.
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