"Sweetie, I haven't eaten since 1972"
"What about that time you had that...that crisp?"
"Oh, right...*makes choking sound*..."
I was 135, actually, I think. Not exactly my healthiest weight, but god did things fit! :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.