Confessions Thread- Page 67
Confessions Thread
#1650Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:38pm* puts a ten dollar bill in the up-turned hat in front of them *
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#1651Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:39pm"Ohhhhhh I will never leeeeeave youuuuuuu!!"
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1652Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:42pm* raises it to 20 bucks, then runs away, because his dinner is ready, and his honey is calling him... and this explanation is SO very banal that he's stopping now *
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#1653Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:42pmAwww, you are so sweet. I want a honey to make me dinner...or at least order it for us...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1654Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/28/05 at 10:42pmI can't believe people are talking about Sideshow without me, ahh! Violet is one of my all-time dream roles. A friend of mine was in Sideshow actually, I wish I had known him then lol.
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#1655Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/28/05 at 10:44pmI guess I wouldn't be duetting with you then, OEC.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1656Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/28/05 at 10:54pmyou want to be Violet, too? I mean I can do Daisy as well, but I'm more inclined to sing the high belt-soprano parts. My voice sounds a lot like Alice's...and if I sang Daisy's part I don't think I'd be doing Emily justice.
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#1657Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/28/05 at 10:59pm
I sing Violet.
End of story.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1658Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/28/05 at 11:01pmgrr.
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#1659Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 4:36am
I confess that I live in Kansas and hate it.
And also that I hung out with my ex tonight. Make of that what you will.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#1660Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 9:36am
I am beginning to wonder how "ex" this ex can really be considered at this point. 
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#1661Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 9:45amI will NOT have people singing Daisy while I'm around, goddammit.
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
touchmeinthemorning
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
#1662Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 10:10amUsually when I perform Side Show, I get to play BOTH parts. I actually did the show a few times to rave reviews along the I-10.
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
#1663Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 12:15pm
That is quite impressive, TMITM.
And Kitzy, we're really never surprised by this news. We seem to get it on a daily basis.
I think you need to look up the definition of an "ex."
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#1664Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 12:21pmYeah, hon...babe? An "ex" is generally someone you are NOT involved with anymore. Work on that, mmkay? :)
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
touchmeinthemorning
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
#1665Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 12:58pm
Some definitions from dictionary.com:
exboyfriend (n) : a man who is no longer a woman's boyfriend
boyfriend (n): a man who is the lover of a girl or young woman; "if I'd known he was her boyfriend I wouldn't have asked"
Kitz, you should copy and paste these definitions into a Word doc, print it out, frame it, and put it on your wall for reference when you become confused.
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
#1666Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 1:01pmthose definitions are biased...
#1667Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 1:09pmBastard homophobes! Burn all the dictionaries!! *rallies the gang*
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
#1668Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 1:41pm
* lights the match *
Kitzy - I grew up in Kansas. I know it's tough finding other "things to do," but honey... really... work on it.
"You have to move on" (...sung ala Dot)
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#1669Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 3:53pm
Am I the only one who thinks Kitzy's doing the right thing? Go all Samantha on him and get what you want.
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#1670Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 5:16pmI confess that I've been a big bitch at work today and I don't feel bad for it in the least. I also confess that I have bad fantasies about pushing tourists down escalators. I love them normally, but only when they have a freaking clue.
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#1671Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 5:27pm
Where in Kansas b12? I'm in Wichita, and if the largest city in the state is this dull...*shudders* At least in Lawrence there would be something to do.
And I decline to justify my "relationship" with my ex. Rest assured that we are NOT dating. We just tend to get physical when one or both of us is drunk. Or horny. Which, being young adults, happens frequently. Believe me when I say been there, done that, NEVER again. He's a great friend, but way too damaged to date.
"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"
#1672Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 5:33pmSorryGrateful, unless they are sweet gay Australian tourists, PUSH AWAY!
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#1673Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...
Posted: 12/29/05 at 5:38pmWoo hoo! As long as I have your permissions, doxy... Does this mean you'll bail me out of jail for assault?
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
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