Confessions Thread — Page 67

#1651

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:38pm

* puts a ten dollar bill in the up-turned hat in front of them *

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#1652

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:39pm

"Ohhhhhh I will never leeeeeave youuuuuuu!!"

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1653

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:42pm

* raises it to 20 bucks, then runs away, because his dinner is ready, and his honey is calling him... and this explanation is SO very banal that he's stopping now *

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#1654

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 9:42pm

Awww, you are so sweet. I want a honey to make me dinner...or at least order it for us...

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1655

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 10:42pm

I can't believe people are talking about Sideshow without me, ahh! Violet is one of my all-time dream roles. A friend of mine was in Sideshow actually, I wish I had known him then lol.

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1656

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 10:44pm

I guess I wouldn't be duetting with you then, OEC.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1657

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 10:54pm

you want to be Violet, too? I mean I can do Daisy as well, but I'm more inclined to sing the high belt-soprano parts. My voice sounds a lot like Alice's...and if I sang Daisy's part I don't think I'd be doing Emily justice.

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1658

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 10:59pm

I sing Violet.

End of story.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1659

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/28/05 at 11:01pm

grr.

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--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--

#1660

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 4:36am

I confess that I live in Kansas and hate it.

And also that I hung out with my ex tonight. Make of that what you will.

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1661

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 9:36am

I am beginning to wonder how "ex" this ex can really be considered at this point.

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Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#1662

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 9:45am

I will NOT have people singing Daisy while I'm around, goddammit.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1663

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 10:10am

Usually when I perform Side Show, I get to play BOTH parts. I actually did the show a few times to rave reviews along the I-10.

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"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown

#1664

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 12:15pm

That is quite impressive, TMITM.

And Kitzy, we're really never surprised by this news. We seem to get it on a daily basis.

I think you need to look up the definition of an "ex."

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#1665

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 12:21pm

Yeah, hon...babe? An "ex" is generally someone you are NOT involved with anymore. Work on that, mmkay? :)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1666

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 12:58pm

Some definitions from dictionary.com:

exboyfriend (n) : a man who is no longer a woman's boyfriend

boyfriend (n): a man who is the lover of a girl or young woman; "if I'd known he was her boyfriend I wouldn't have asked"

Kitz, you should copy and paste these definitions into a Word doc, print it out, frame it, and put it on your wall for reference when you become confused.

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"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'" -- unknown

#1667

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 1:01pm

those definitions are biased...

#1668

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 1:09pm

Bastard homophobes! Burn all the dictionaries!! *rallies the gang*

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

#1669

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 1:41pm

* lights the match *

Kitzy - I grew up in Kansas. I know it's tough finding other "things to do," but honey... really... work on it.

"You have to move on" (...sung ala Dot)

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"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."

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#1670

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 3:53pm

Am I the only one who thinks Kitzy's doing the right thing? Go all Samantha on him and get what you want.

#1671

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 5:16pm

I confess that I've been a big bitch at work today and I don't feel bad for it in the least. I also confess that I have bad fantasies about pushing tourists down escalators. I love them normally, but only when they have a freaking clue.

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#1672

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 5:27pm

Where in Kansas b12? I'm in Wichita, and if the largest city in the state is this dull...*shudders* At least in Lawrence there would be something to do.

And I decline to justify my "relationship" with my ex. Rest assured that we are NOT dating. We just tend to get physical when one or both of us is drunk. Or horny. Which, being young adults, happens frequently. Believe me when I say been there, done that, NEVER again. He's a great friend, but way too damaged to date.

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"You're the worst thing to happen to musical theatre since Andrew Lloyd Webber!" --Family Guy

"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.

Kitzy's Avatar du Jour: Kitzy as Little Red Ridinghood in her college's production of "Into the Woods"

#1673

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 5:33pm

SorryGrateful, unless they are sweet gay Australian tourists, PUSH AWAY!

#1674

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 5:38pm

Woo hoo! As long as I have your permissions, doxy... Does this mean you'll bail me out of jail for assault?

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You promised me poems. ~Tricky

#1675

Spank me, Daddy, for I have sinned...

Posted: 12/29/05 at 6:17pm

ummmm...no.