Conservative Christians upset George W did not wish a Merry Christmas.
#2
Posted: 12/7/05 at 3:37pm
And they tell US we want special rights?
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
#3
Posted: 12/7/05 at 3:38pm
And I worry that I have too much free time ...
#4
Posted: 12/7/05 at 3:41pm
Geez Louise, the guy can't even get a break from his "supporters".
I read the inside of the card and I was surprised by the Bible verse. I thought it was rather explicit for something that was going out to a diverse group of people.
I read the inside of the card and I was surprised by the Bible verse. I thought it was rather explicit for something that was going out to a diverse group of people.
#5
Posted: 12/7/05 at 3:48pm
Heh, my parents get a Christmas card from the president. I doubt they care whether Christmas is mentioned, they just want to show it off.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
#6
Posted: 12/7/05 at 3:52pm
Here's an idea:
Anyone offended by this can move to the Christmas Islands. (Does anyone actually live there? Ah, well, the types who would be offended by this would have no qualms displacing an indigenous people anyway).
There, it can be Christmas every day. "Merry Christmas" would be like their aloha. It would mean "hello," "goodbye," "Nice to meet you" and "My, that one-piece swimsuit looks smashing." Christmas trees could be planted in every yard with (tasteful) decorations required. The capitol building could be designed to look like a manger. The national anthem would be a medley of Silver Bells and O Little Town of Bethlehem.
And then they can leave the rest of us the hell alone.
Anyone offended by this can move to the Christmas Islands. (Does anyone actually live there? Ah, well, the types who would be offended by this would have no qualms displacing an indigenous people anyway).
There, it can be Christmas every day. "Merry Christmas" would be like their aloha. It would mean "hello," "goodbye," "Nice to meet you" and "My, that one-piece swimsuit looks smashing." Christmas trees could be planted in every yard with (tasteful) decorations required. The capitol building could be designed to look like a manger. The national anthem would be a medley of Silver Bells and O Little Town of Bethlehem.
And then they can leave the rest of us the hell alone.
#7
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:00pm
I nominate Calvin for President!
"Oh Link...your pork is ready..." - Edna Turnblad
#8
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:06pm
'the worst elements in our culture'
Who? THE JEWS????
Heavens, that's just tacky.
Who? THE JEWS????
Heavens, that's just tacky.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#9
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:12pm
no, robbie--this FOX-fueled attack is no longer aimed at the Jews. It's aimed at what Donahue and the Christian Taliban consider the "WORST" element in our culture:
Liberal Humanist Secularists
Liberal Humanist Secularists
#10
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:14pm
I got a card from PJ wishing me a Happy Freak Out. Thanks PJ.
Updated On: 12/7/05 at 04:14 PM
#11
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:15pm
Of course not the Jews. Why, Jackie Mason himself was on Bill O'Reilly the other night saying how terrible the UCLA was in attacking Christians.
Speaking of which: Was Jackie Mason ever funny? Or am I just not old, cranky and conservative enough to get him.
Speaking of which: Was Jackie Mason ever funny? Or am I just not old, cranky and conservative enough to get him.
#12
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:17pm
"The cover art is also secular, if not humanist"
That line amused the hell out of me.
This whole "controversy" is driving me insane. No one is marginalizing Christmas, it's still a huge holiday that pervades our entire society. People are just trying to be a little more sensitive to the tremendous number of people out there who aren't Christians.
That line amused the hell out of me.
This whole "controversy" is driving me insane. No one is marginalizing Christmas, it's still a huge holiday that pervades our entire society. People are just trying to be a little more sensitive to the tremendous number of people out there who aren't Christians.
#13
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:25pm
I nominate Calvin to be my boyfriend.
And, no, Calvin, you're not cranky or old enough. Here, enjoy this prune juice. And don't forget; I left your glass with dent-a-soak by your bed, all ready for tonight.
And, no, Calvin, you're not cranky or old enough. Here, enjoy this prune juice. And don't forget; I left your glass with dent-a-soak by your bed, all ready for tonight.
#14
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:28pm
What's that, sonny? You know better than to try to talk to me while Bob Barker's on.
Now, shh! I'm going to miss my stories!
Now, shh! I'm going to miss my stories!
#15
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:30pm
Granny? Is that you?
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
#16
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:31pm
Calvin! I know you only watch Bob to see which of his spokeswomen he's going to publicly fondle this time.
#17
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:35pm
Hey, that Diane bitch had it coming. Besides, nobody wants to see cellulite dripping from thighs as one of the beauties walks on that treadmill in her high heels.
(How about that -- I shape-shifted from an old woman to a chauvanistic male in just two posts! Or maybe I've just been Phyllis Schafly all along.)
(How about that -- I shape-shifted from an old woman to a chauvanistic male in just two posts! Or maybe I've just been Phyllis Schafly all along.)
#18
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:35pm
This guy is on crack.
"At the Catholic League, Donohue had just announced a boycott of the Lands' End catalog when he received his White House holiday card. True, he said, the Bushes included a verse from Psalm 28, but Psalms are in the Old Testament and do not mention Jesus' birth."
Wow! Psalms=Old Testament.
Old Testament=Torah.
Torah=Jews
Holiday instead of Christmas = evil Jew plot!
"At the Catholic League, Donohue had just announced a boycott of the Lands' End catalog when he received his White House holiday card. True, he said, the Bushes included a verse from Psalm 28, but Psalms are in the Old Testament and do not mention Jesus' birth."
Wow! Psalms=Old Testament.
Old Testament=Torah.
Torah=Jews
Holiday instead of Christmas = evil Jew plot!
#19
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:40pm
Calvin, I spoke with Phyllis on the phone once. I was writing a paper on juveniles and the death penalty and wanted to know the Eagle Forumn's position - they had none.
#20
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:42pm
When are conservative Christians not upset?
But, honestly, are there not bigger problems in the world?
But, honestly, are there not bigger problems in the world?
You promised me poems. ~Tricky
#21
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:43pm
I talked to one of her lackeys once when I was writing a news story about the proposed gay adoption ban in Texas. It was like talking to a wall. No matter what I asked, her response was "A child does better with a mother and a father."
#22
Posted: 12/7/05 at 4:45pm
And you all thought I was crazy for thinking it was an anti-Semitic thing.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#23
Posted: 12/7/05 at 8:54pm
Does the Catholic League do anything but complain? Christianity is supposed to build the Kingdom of God, but what does this organization exist for? Do they work at soup kitchens? Do they clothe the naked? Do they visit the prisons? Do they comfort the afflicted? All they seem to do is complain.
Is Donohue's group sanctioned by the Church or are they just a bunch of free-lance lunatics who mouth off whenever they get they chance? (As I type this I realize that I've used the word "they", yet the only person hogging the media for this organization is the odious Donohue. Could this be a one-man organization?)
As a Catholic, I must say that this organization disgusts me.
Is Donohue's group sanctioned by the Church or are they just a bunch of free-lance lunatics who mouth off whenever they get they chance? (As I type this I realize that I've used the word "they", yet the only person hogging the media for this organization is the odious Donohue. Could this be a one-man organization?)
As a Catholic, I must say that this organization disgusts me.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#24
Posted: 12/7/05 at 9:54pm
One of my grandmother's priests spoke to the elementary students this week. His topic was "We do not say 'Happy Holidays,' we say 'Merry Christmas!'" Most of parishioners hate him. She tells me that the Holiday vs. Christmas debate is on fire in the south.
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
#25
Posted: 12/7/05 at 10:05pm
Happy Stolen Pagan Holiday!
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