Crazy rant lady - don't judge too harshly, she is mentally ill

#1

Crazy rant lady - don't judge too harshly, she is mentally ill

Posted: 5/11/12 at 12:58pm

I mean it. The CRAZIEST.

It is hilarious.

And the guy behind her is priceless.




Must be seen or you'd think I was making it up

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Updated On: 5/14/12 at 12:58 PM

#2

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:10pm

I interned at a local office of a Congressman and we would get walk-ins, calls, and letters that remind of this lady. That was my least favorite job ever and I worked two different jobs in retail during the holiday season. I can't tolerate that much crazy.

#3

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:11pm

Love watching the guy's reaction behind that crazy nutbag.

You have to have mad Google skills to find the amount of absurdity she compiled in her laundry list of cuckoo caca. At least she doesn't deliver it with any sense of conviction or authority. Or sanity.

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"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#4

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:13pm

...the guy behind her is PRICELESS.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#5

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:13pm

"Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo?"

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"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#6

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:16pm

I swear this woman is sick. Bouncing of that much crackpot theories and word salad does not come from a balanced person, even one with abhorrent views.

#7

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:17pm

The guy on the left looks like he is having the time of his life, the old woman on the right looks like she'd just like prefer to just get caught up on THE HELP before her book club meeting.

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#8

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:18pm

No fruit cup for you crazy lady!

#9

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:18pm

I was most surprised that a person who is that prone to such paranoia and revisionist reality has the ability to read.

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#10

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:20pm

I like her argument that gay men are homociders.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#11

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:20pm

Well, semi-ability..."intesTYNES"?

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#12

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:23pm

I love the non sequiturs. They really keep her droning from getting boring if you're paying the least bit attention. The leap from the fictional AIDS info to the fictional Romans history lesson almost caused me whiplash.

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"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#13

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:25pm

It's actually incredible how she delivers it all in her pleasant monotone, without any sort of transition or inflection.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#14

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:27pm

And do you not love how she keeps reaching for her notes to show that this is all a very logical and methodically thought out position?

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....but the world goes 'round

#15

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:27pm

She must have so many friends.

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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

#16

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:29pm

And no living relatives.

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"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#17

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:31pm

...well, none that will answer their phones.

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"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

#18

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:31pm

My favorites are that gays don't live past 40, and that if you lick someone's anus, you die within half an hour--which kind of makes me wonder how gays live past 20.

#19

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 1:38pm

I'm surprised I made it past 15.

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"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian

#20

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 2:02pm

Is it for real or is it staged? What sort of place is it...a court? I don't understand the reason for it, what is her purpose?
Its a load of BS.

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#21

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 2:09pm

That guy behind her is priceless. But how does the rest of the crowd not react? Are they even listening?

#22

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 2:53pm

I wonder how long she would have gone if there was no time limit.

that was a entire plate of crazy with a side of s**t for brains.

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#23

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 2:56pm

I choose Judas, a homo!

#24

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 3:04pm

The guy behind her is my new hero. Wow.

#25

No hyperbole - this is the craziest thing you will hear today

Posted: 5/11/12 at 3:09pm

Unbelievably it is 100% real

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....but the world goes 'round