Crisco Party In Room 419...- Page 2

[Corine2]

Posted: 10/15/07 at 3:11pm

I'm speechless. This is the perfect Hercules.

[DAME]

Posted: 10/15/07 at 3:31pm

Didn't he try to kill himself? Or do I have my 80's porn queens mixed up?

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 10/15/07 at 3:32pm

"Leaky valves in the heart cause heart murmurs. It's a medical condition that has nothing to do with giddy sexual stimulation. Or excitement."



My heart, welcome to it.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 10/15/07 at 3:39pm

"Didn't he try to kill himself? Or do I have my 80's porn queens mixed up?"

I belive he fell out of a hotel room window.


He used to live down the street from me. He's a giant @SS.

[RetroBoy]

Posted: 10/15/07 at 7:38pm

Those pics of Ryan Idol are as old as the hills. Ryan Idol doesn't even look like that anymore. Corine, I can't believe you had no clue Ryan Idol was a male gay porn actor. His Playbill bio may not state that but a 2 second Google search reveals the fact. Falcon studios ain't exactly 20th Century-Fox, either.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 10/15/07 at 7:41pm

Oh yes, those pictures ARE about 20 years old...

Back where he had a career.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/15/07 at 8:25pm

No, no, no. Ryan Idol is an actor who appeared in pornographic videos interacting sexually with other men.

The window he fell out of was that of his girlfriend.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 10/15/07 at 9:45pm

Ah, yes, that's right.

Now I remember.


And, still I don't care.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/15/07 at 11:00pm

That was more so RetroBoy knew Ryan isn't gay, and so Corine can make her plans for going forward with the love story of the decade.

[Corine2]

Posted: 10/15/07 at 11:40pm

Shut your pie hole, Namonette.
Like I would have a chance anyway. He is what I call a fantasy.
And at either age he is the hottest man I have ever seen.
But a fantasy regardless.
And I am sorry, that photo is the sexiest photo I have ever seen in my life. No body hair anywhere either.
Tell me is there anyone hotter?
Updated On: 10/16/07 at 11:40 PM

[Jane2]

Posted: 10/15/07 at 11:52pm

"Tell me is there anyone hotter?"

yep, cute Jake Gyllenhal for one. (actually, he's about to be on Letterman now)

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 10/15/07 at 11:52pm

CoCo, maybe Falcon can advertise on the Corner! Now THERE are some hot videos you could post. I think Dollypop might be able to arrange for you to interview Mr. "Idol".
And if you think he looks hot in that photo you should see how hot he is when he's _________ing that guy in his last film!

[Jane2]

Posted: 10/16/07 at 12:27am

ew, Jake is no longer cute. forget it.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/16/07 at 9:23am

"No body hair anywhere either."

Corine, this is the second "hottest man" you have ever seen this year. So fickle! But I get what you're saying. You like your men feminized, Corine. Nothing wrong with that. Maybe some light facial cosmetics from the MAC line for men? A nice foundation and some light eyeliner?

I'm no expert on The Ritz, haven't seen the movie or a stage production in years, but if memory serves I believe the line is, "Crisco party in room 419...."

Not the oil variety. Crisco in the tub was used for a very special purpose back then, Corine.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 10/16/07 at 9:48am

But did it hurt?

[SonofMammaMiaSam]

Posted: 10/16/07 at 10:17am

Not too much after the fourth knuckle, so I've heard.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 10/16/07 at 11:23am

Crisco in a can: GOOD!



Crisco in a bottle: BAAAAAAAAAAAD!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 10/16/07 at 11:52am

Is the Crisco Oil for the shrimp tempura?

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 10/16/07 at 12:00pm

Dont call me shrimp! It's Mr. Tempura to you!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 10/16/07 at 12:07pm

Only if you're nasty like Ms. Jackson

[Calvin]

Posted: 10/16/07 at 12:08pm

Shortening doesn't shorten, does it?

[Mamamia Sammy2]

Posted: 10/16/07 at 12:11pm

This shrimp loves shrimp!

[Corine2]

Posted: 10/16/07 at 1:00pm

Namo,
I know what it is for. I don't pass judgements. I believe everyone should do what makes them happy.
Personally think that Ryan Idol is hot. That is all.
And, no, I don't like makeup on men but if they look like that, good for them.
To be a fly on the wall of a Crisco party. LOL!
I personally have no experience in that at all. Just for the record.
I was watching an interview on NY1 and the writer said that the Ritz was about Homophobia. I think homophobia is a very bad thing.
I believe that love is a wonderful thing. Make love not war but wear a condom.
Toodles!
Updated On: 12/19/07 at 01:00 PM

[PalJoey]

Posted: 10/16/07 at 3:48pm

Corine, for once and for all:

It's a "Crisco Party" NOT a "Crisco OIL party."

You can't fist an anus OR a vagina with Crisco OIL. You have to use the shortening.

Using Crisco OIL as a lubricant will result in days and days of a very rancid odor emerging from the fisted vagina or anus. Believe me, you can get that smell out of your sheets easier than you can get it out of your vagina.

Now you wouldn't want that, would you? So don't say "Crisco Oil." Okay?

[Nellie Lovett 2]

Posted: 11/1/07 at 9:54pm

In a pinch, can you substitute margerine?