I'm kind of astonished at the terrible punctuation and grammar in the company's response. The completely incorrect use of "whom" is just laughable:
"Chris whom served you is a qualified stylist whom has a sixth sense for fashion, and Chriss only problem is that he is too good at what he does, and as I am sure you are aware, people whom are talented, generally do not tolerate having their time wasted, which is the reason you were provoked to leave the store."
This is like some ghastly parody. Maybe I wrote it myself, in the mode of Anita Loos/Lorelei Lee.
"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick
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