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D2's Parody Corner

D2's Parody Corner

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D2's Parody Corner#1

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:33am

A happy little corner where we can all enjoy the masterpieces created by our Dear D2!

The first installment has been done to the honor of Sweeney Todd:

Attend the tale of Broadway Girl
If there is blood she's sure to hurl
But in distress her head prevails
She's calm and collected and she never bails
Not Broadway
Not Broadway Girl
The common sense girly of Broadway

(World)

Attend the tale of witty SOMMS
His sharp retorts are dropped like bombs
But faced with a diaper of stinky green poo
Our smart urbane SOMMSY knows not what to do
Not SOMMSY
Not dear old SOMMS
The elegant poster of Broadway

(World)

Attend the tale of Shame-e-less
Her presence here is one we bless
But open booze and mention Tink
We've lost our dear Shamey to oceans of drink
She's shameless
She's shameless (Hic)
The champion drinker of Broadway

(World)

Attend the tale of Motor Tink
She is engaged (nudge nudge wink wink)
She keeps a bunch of back up boys
all locked in a dungeon with Taz and some toys
She plays hard
She's Motor Tink
The dominatrix of Broadway

(World)

Attend the tale of Broadway Boobs
He ditched us all for Asian pubes
And though he's now in Singapore
We're all looking forward to taking a tour
Of Phuket
With Broadway Boobs
The missing poster of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of Moony (Blue)
I love her much of course, don't you?
To make her dreams come true she'll strive
To buy that apartment on Riverside Drive
Determined
She's Moony (Blue)
The strong-willed poster of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of grumpy Deet
He isn't nice, he isn't sweet
He has a way with words, it's true
He's wondering if his next victim is you
He's crafty
He's always there
With parody lyrics for Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of sweet DD
He loves to write and he loves to ski
And even though he kills a thread
He also can make it arise from the dead
He’s charming
He’s magical
The lovable poster of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of PLM
He takes the stance “me vs. them”
And though he’s quite the lady’s man
His posting quite often results in a ban
Relentless
Political
Het-e-ro poster of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of snazzy Taz
He’s into kink and all that jazz
Just what he does on Friday night
With Tink in that dungeon might give you a fright
There’s bondage
Plus whips and chains
The wildest player(s) on Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of Wanna Be
There's not a play he doesn't see
If there's a Foster in the show
It doesn't much matter which one 'cause you know
He'll see it
Most likely twice
The theatre-goer of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of SM2
He's into piss, he's into poo
Just let him know you're into scat
He'll be on your doorstep in ten seconds flat
With diapers
And Charmin too
The dirtiest poster on Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of Sushi Sam
The avatar of an Irish ham
And though there’s those who doubt he’s real
A bunch of us met him and he’s the real deal
He’s Linnie
Our own V.M.
The Irish laddie of Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of DGG
She just went on an audition spree
From town to town and school to school
She showed every college she’s nobody’s fool
She’s brilliant
We love her so
A beautiful poster on Broadway
(World)

Attend the tale of Jailyard Guy
His hair is red, his voice is high
Though on his flute he likes to riff
He likes it much better whenever a stiff
Martini
Is brought his way
The top musician of Broadway
(World)

And SOMMS's tribute to the artist:

Attend the tale of Deetie
The man's an absolute sweetie
His way with a rhyme, completely sublime
Here's to him, *raises Dirty Martini*
He's Deetie
The Poet Laureate of Broadway

Look forward to additions of Sweeney, or the next new fun song he picks.

(P.S. please dont make this an I WANT ONE, PICK ME, LOVE ME!!! thing. If you are cool I'm sure you will get one too in time...if not, well you just suck. k thanks.)



BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

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re: D2's Parody Corner#2

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:36am

Great! Now, Jaily will want to challenge me for the title of the "Champion Drinker of Broadway (World)".

re: D2's Parody Corner


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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re: D2's Parody Corner#2

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:37am

No pressure Deet! re: D2's Parody Corner


I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

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re: D2's Parody Corner#3

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:38am

You'll lose. Sorry, but you will. re: D2's Parody Corner

Thank you Tink!

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re: D2's Parody Corner#4

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:40am

re: D2's Parody Corner Anytime! His work should be enjoyed!



BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

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re: D2's Parody Corner#5

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:41am

Yee of little faith! re: D2's Parody Corner


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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re: D2's Parody Corner#6

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:44am

A Jaily/Shamey drinkoff?? Cool! re: D2's Parody Corner


I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

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re: D2's Parody Corner#7

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:45am

A Shamey/Jaily/Boobs drink off....



BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

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re: D2's Parody Corner#8

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:45am

For the record, I WILL NOT clean up.

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re: D2's Parody Corner#9

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:46am

I'm with Somms on that one.


I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2.

"unleash the girly"

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.

Puppies are babies in fur coats.

Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator

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re: D2's Parody Corner#10

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:50am

You cannot possibly fathom the amount of alcohol I have to consume to be brought to the point of regurgitation, my dear lovies. :)


Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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re: D2's Parody Corner#11

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:50am

jaily's lack of a gag reflex is a major advantage here.


....but the world goes 'round

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re: D2's Parody Corner#12

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:51am

I'm mortified.


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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re: D2's Parody Corner#13

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:52am

tingly, but mortified.

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re: D2's Parody Corner#14

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:54am

well, yes, of course.


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

re: D2's Parody Corner#15

Posted: 3/7/08 at 9:56am

Well, I hope the drink off is featured on YouTube.

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re: D2's Parody Corner#16

Posted: 3/7/08 at 10:00am

broadcast live


....but the world goes 'round

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re: D2's Parody Corner#17

Posted: 3/7/08 at 10:06am

over five days

re: D2's Parody Corner#18

Posted: 3/7/08 at 10:06am

Without commercial interruption? I can think of some nice product placement tie-ins.

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re: D2's Parody Corner#19

Posted: 3/7/08 at 10:12am

focus, people, focus.......



BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

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re: D2's Parody Corner#20

Posted: 3/7/08 at 10:13am

Shamey started it!

re: D2's Parody Corner#21

Posted: 3/7/08 at 10:29am

Yay Deet! He gets his own thread!



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re: D2's Parody Corner#22

Posted: 3/7/08 at 10:34am

Attend the tale of Joey, Pal
His posts run toward political
Although we know deep in his heart
He's head over heels for the fabulous art
of Judy
And FOLLIES too
The passionate poster of Broadway

(World)


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

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re: D2's Parody Corner#23

Posted: 3/7/08 at 11:21am

Awww...thanks, D2! Just when I was feeling left out...

Swing your lyrics wide, D2!
Skin us all alive!
Dum-de-dum de-dum de-dum de-dum-de-dive.


(Couldn't think of a third line...)


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re: D2's Parody Corner#24

Posted: 3/7/08 at 11:49am

You're very welcome, PJ. re: D2's Parody Corner


Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)


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