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#51

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 3:13pm

smart stuff...laughed at the "bunion" line!

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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#52

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 4:42pm

Attend the tale of Pennywise
A lovely Miss with sparkling eyes
She also is a super mom
Who handles her children with love and aplomb
She's giving
And witty too
The cheeriest poster on Broadway

(World)

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#53

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 10:04pm

Attend the tale of Mat-e-o
A darling boy from Mexico
His avatars are often hot
Zac Efron is featured more often than not
Yet somehow,
Matt's innocent
A guileless poster on Broadway

(World)

#54

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 10:06pm

awwww, gotta love matty!!!

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#55

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 10:06pm

Awww. D2, you're so sweet.

I do have my Mrs. Lovett moments though.

"Be on your guard! Jerks on the loose!"

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#56

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 10:08pm

Attend the tale of Shira G
She's always on a shopping spree
She's charmed her 5 "Godfathers gay"
She bats her eyelashes to get us to pay
Except now
We're on to her
Our princess God-daughter on Broadway

(World)

Updated On: 3/11/08 at 10:08 PM

#57

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 10:37pm

Thanks darlin' *mwah*

Deet: Shira, I Love You!

#58

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 11:11pm

lol shopping spree

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy His party threads we all enjoy But does he have Mad Cow Disease? He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!! With cocoa!?! And lemonade!?! The heifer-mad poster of Broadway (World)

#59

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 11:17pm

You might be next, Harris.

#60

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 11:23pm

oh lord

*cowers in fear*

#61

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 11:46pm

Hee hee. I'm in a really bad mood, and these made me feel better. Thanks, D2.

#62

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 11:47pm

What rhymes with cow?

Wow?
Brow?
Tony Dow?
Snow?

#63

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:32am

Attend the tale of Gettinhep
She lives down under - it's quite a schlep
She found her way to the Smoker's thread
So what if her postings are 12 hours ahead?
She keeps pace
with all the drunks
The Aussie wonder of Broadway

(World)

#64

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:39am

Love it. Just love it.

#65

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 9:56am

Hmm. Not sure that's quite the rep I was goin' for.

'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt

#66

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 10:22am

yay

#67

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 10:34am

Deet, you are so amazing. I just love all of these.

....but the world goes 'round

#68

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 10:42am

Hep, check out mine if you want to see a bad reputation.

But, I guess I did sort of earn it.

Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

#69

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 12:12pm

Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
The heifer-mad poster of Broadway

(World)

#70

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 12:17pm

Okay, that is my new favorite.

#71

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 12:22pm

Ha!

#72

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 1:03pm

You used none of my rhymes!

And didn't even send me a kind rejection letter, like Maya Angelou and the Walt Whitman Estate.

#73

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 1:21pm

ha ha ha ha ... that's priceless. And I totally see the chorus singing them ... my day is set.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#74

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 1:28pm

D2 rocks my world!

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#75

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/12/08 at 3:49pm

OMG

that gave me a much needed laugh

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