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#26

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 12:52pm

Attend the tale of JG2
She casts an Amber glow, it's true
With gorgeous hair, she's hot to boot
And when she gets going she's really a hoot
She's Southern
From Jersey, too
A fabulous poster on Broadway

(World)

Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)

#27

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 1:01pm

I'm really enjoying these, Deet. You're quite good at this.

#28

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 1:15pm

PJ ... your last line cracked me up.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#29

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 3:51pm

For PJ: (our first collaboration)

Swing your lyrics wide, D2
Skin us all alive
With each post, we question most: "Will mine arrive?"

Updated On: 3/7/08 at 03:51 PM

#30

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 3:52pm

Ha!

....but the world goes 'round

#31

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 3:57pm

Call for Mr. D2.

Mr.2, Mr. Sondheim is holding on line 1 for you.

#32

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 3:58pm

Here come the lawsuits.....

....but the world goes 'round

#33

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 4:00pm

I've been Deetified!

Salve, Regina, Mater misericordiae
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

#34

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 4:01pm

I think Rob and Craig should get D2 to write material for the next Standing Ovations:

FORBIDDEN BROADWAY WORLD

#35

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 4:06pm

I thought something with "dumpster dive" would just write itself!

#36

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 4:07pm

PJ ... if they do, I am so flying to NYC for that, even if I have to pawn my boyfriend.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#37

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 4:16pm

poor jS

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

#38

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 5:14pm

Let's give kudos to D2 for this very Sondheimian inner rhyme:

With each post, we question most: "Will mine arrive?"

#39

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/7/08 at 5:14pm

What? I'll retrieve him when I get back.

Celebrate Life

Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch

#40

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/8/08 at 3:35am

I feel so important!

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

#41

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/8/08 at 10:56am

Attend the tale of little Rath
Through Broadway World she cuts a swath
Although she claims she doesn't stalk
Her incessant jabber and chatter and talk
says different
(ask Debra Monk)
The tiny terror of Broadway (World)

Updated On: 3/8/08 at 10:56 AM

#42

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/8/08 at 12:10pm

She's going to kill you.

#43

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/8/08 at 2:28pm

Yes, but at least he dies with dignity - as it's quite a funny verse.

"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams." - Doctor Who

"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables

#44

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/8/08 at 3:46pm

Attend the tale of Scott68
He is obsessed with age and weight
He’s also quite the party girl
There’s hardly an evening when he doesn’t twirl
Through dorm rooms
And pick up joints
A fun-loving poster on Broadway

(World)

#45

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/8/08 at 3:53pm

Bwahahah... considering how many terrible things I can think of that could have replaced "fun-loving," I have to take this as a compliment.

"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont

My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.

#46

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/9/08 at 10:46am

Attend the tale of Nitsua
He's also known as Austin - DUH!
He's gone by lots of other names
'cuz changing personas is one of his games
His posts are
non-sequiturs
A self-involved bunion on Broadway

(World)

#47

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/9/08 at 4:42pm

I'm not sure I should be offended or humored.

"Writing is like prostitution. First, you do it for love, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for money." ~ Moliere

#48

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/9/08 at 4:46pm

Did this off shoot from mine last week?

The rain we knew is a thing of the past -
deep-delving, dark, deliberate you would say
browsing on spire and bogland; but today
our sky-blue slates are steaming in the sun,
our yachts tinkling and dancing in the bay
like racehorses. We contemplate at last
shining windows, a future forbidden to no one.

Derek Mahon

"Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets."

Arthur Miller

#49

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 3:00pm

Bump.

#50

re: D2's Parody Corner

Posted: 3/11/08 at 3:08pm

linnie, actually girly's was the first one done about a month ago. It then went in phases after that. I tried to keep them chronologically listed, but once he started posting in the AV thread too, got overwhelming.

BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless

SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!

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