Damn You, Paltrow!!!

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Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 3:11am

So did anyone else see how obnoxiously bored Gweneth Paltrow looked at the Golden Globes? After Emma Rossum introduced the head of the Hollywood Foreign Press, the camera got a shot of Paltrow slouching in her chair but doing her polite clap and thin smile. Ok, first off, worst acting ever from a girl who knows how to act. Secondly, why in God's name is she looking so glum? She's married to a Brittish hottie and makes $10 million every time she does a film. Yeah, her life sucks sooooooooo much.

The whole thing makes me want to watch Kathy Griffin's stand-up DVD (Allegedly) just so I can see a pro rip Paltrow apart (though I rarely need something to encourage me to watch Kathy Griffin's stuff anyway).

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re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 3:53am

Girlfriend was pregnant. Give her a break.

But I love how MLP won and GP lost. It was like, so there GP! MLP's the WOman!

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#3

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 9:54am

She was embarrassed by what she was wearing.

At least I certainly hope she was.

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re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:00am

She is expecting so youcan cut her a bit of slack

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#5

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:02am

I don't. She has the hottest designers and stylists at her beck and call. No reason to wear a wedding cake.

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#6

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:06am

Forget the dress. Every table shot of her showed her looking bored and disconnected. And she kept giving that condescending look of hers. It made me wonder how much she was "acting" during her introduction of Sir Anthony.

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re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:08am

She always looks bored, disconnected, and condescending. Such a contrast to her mother!

I happened to be on set when she was shooting one of her first films. She was a snotty little thing then, self-absorbed and frankly, not too bright.

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Updated On: 1/17/06 at 10:08 AM

#8

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:40am

I'm with Rath, she looked terrible....like a really weird version of the Ghost of Xmas Past floating around.....

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#9

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:44am

She actually mentioned a designer's name who had made the dress for her. I've never seen her in any other mood but bored. Even when she came to one of our opening parties with one of the actor friend of hers who was in the show.

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#10

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:45am

on the other hand there was a shot of her in rapt delight during geena davis' very clever acceptance speech. perhaps it was earlier in the night. i think she was probably very nervous about doing the anthony hopkins thing. her skin looked very rosey. she was strangely elizabethan. who did the dress, Dolce and Ophelia?

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Updated On: 1/17/06 at 10:45 AM

#11

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:48am

there was nothing Elizabethan about that outfit last night.......more like trailer-trash nighty

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#12

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:53am

I forgot the name of the designer-it wasn't a well-known one. (and you can see why).

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#13

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:59am

Dolce and GrabAnything?

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re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 11:12am

She was probably terrified that the HFP would realize they made a terrible mistake and demand her GG back!

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#15

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 11:17am

The dress was Balenciaga, one of my favorite labels. Too bad the dress was totally yucko.

#16

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 1:41pm

haha i love gwenyth so i don't know why i'm adding to this...but did anyone notice her weird british/european accent during A hopkins part??? Bizarre!!

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#17

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 1:44pm

I thought she was channeling Madonna.

#18

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 1:55pm

well the awards were boring at times...i got bored at home..she's human.

#19

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 2:00pm

here's Paltrow right before the show

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re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 2:18pm

#21

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 4:47pm

It seems to me that she (Paltrow) is one of those people that seems to be bored with life in general. Did anyone else catch the name that is being considered for her new baby? They announced it last night, but I have zoned it. I was just relieved it's not a member of the dietary pyramid this time!

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#22

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 4:49pm

the baby's name will be a tribute to sir antony and edgar alan poe. she will be called "Hannahbelle Lee". or "cheetoh" if it's a boy.

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#23

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 4:53pm

hahaha - It did start with a C - but not cheetoh - It's driving me nuts now - it was like Connor or Celtic...something.

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#24

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 4:54pm

It's Capone.

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#25

re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!

Posted: 1/17/06 at 4:55pm

Thank you!!! Jane2...my hero. I will sleep tonight after all. LOL.

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