Damn You, Paltrow!!!
#0Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 3:11am
So did anyone else see how obnoxiously bored Gweneth Paltrow looked at the Golden Globes? After Emma Rossum introduced the head of the Hollywood Foreign Press, the camera got a shot of Paltrow slouching in her chair but doing her polite clap and thin smile. Ok, first off, worst acting ever from a girl who knows how to act. Secondly, why in God's name is she looking so glum? She's married to a Brittish hottie and makes $10 million every time she does a film. Yeah, her life sucks sooooooooo much.
The whole thing makes me want to watch Kathy Griffin's stand-up DVD (Allegedly) just so I can see a pro rip Paltrow apart (though I rarely need something to encourage me to watch Kathy Griffin's stuff anyway).
#1re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 3:53am
Girlfriend was pregnant. Give her a break.
But I love how MLP won and GP lost. It was like, so there GP! MLP's the WOman!
-Kad
"I have also met him in person, and I find him to be quite funny actually. Arrogant and often misinformed, but still funny."
-bjh2114 (on Michael Riedel)
#2re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 9:54am
She was embarrassed by what she was wearing.
At least I certainly hope she was.
#3re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:00amShe is expecting so youcan cut her a bit of slack
#4re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:02amI don't. She has the hottest designers and stylists at her beck and call. No reason to wear a wedding cake.
#5re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:06amForget the dress. Every table shot of her showed her looking bored and disconnected. And she kept giving that condescending look of hers. It made me wonder how much she was "acting" during her introduction of Sir Anthony.
#6re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:08am
She always looks bored, disconnected, and condescending. Such a contrast to her mother!
I happened to be on set when she was shooting one of her first films. She was a snotty little thing then, self-absorbed and frankly, not too bright.
#7re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:40amI'm with Rath, she looked terrible....like a really weird version of the Ghost of Xmas Past floating around.....
#8re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:44amShe actually mentioned a designer's name who had made the dress for her. I've never seen her in any other mood but bored. Even when she came to one of our opening parties with one of the actor friend of hers who was in the show.
#9re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:45am
on the other hand there was a shot of her in rapt delight during geena davis' very clever acceptance speech. perhaps it was earlier in the night. i think she was probably very nervous about doing the anthony hopkins thing. her skin looked very rosey. she was strangely elizabethan. who did the dress, Dolce and Ophelia?
#10re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:48amthere was nothing Elizabethan about that outfit last night.......more like trailer-trash nighty
#11re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:53amI forgot the name of the designer-it wasn't a well-known one. (and you can see why).
#12re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 10:59amDolce and GrabAnything?
#13re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 11:12amShe was probably terrified that the HFP would realize they made a terrible mistake and demand her GG back!
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#14re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 11:17amThe dress was Balenciaga, one of my favorite labels. Too bad the dress was totally yucko.
#15re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 1:41pmhaha i love gwenyth so i don't know why i'm adding to this...but did anyone notice her weird british/european accent during A hopkins part??? Bizarre!!
#17re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 1:55pmwell the awards were boring at times...i got bored at home..she's human.
#18re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 2:00pm

here's Paltrow right before the show
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#20re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 4:47pmIt seems to me that she (Paltrow) is one of those people that seems to be bored with life in general. Did anyone else catch the name that is being considered for her new baby? They announced it last night, but I have zoned it. I was just relieved it's not a member of the dietary pyramid this time!
#21re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 4:49pmthe baby's name will be a tribute to sir antony and edgar alan poe. she will be called "Hannahbelle Lee". or "cheetoh" if it's a boy.
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#22re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 4:53pmhahaha - It did start with a C - but not cheetoh - It's driving me nuts now - it was like Connor or Celtic...something.
cheezedoodle
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
#24re: Damn You, Paltrow!!!
Posted: 1/17/06 at 4:55pmThank you!!! Jane2...my hero. I will sleep tonight after all. LOL.
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