I was tryin to think of someone with the first name Storm, but could only recall porn models.
I had the worst date ever with Strom! All he wanted to do was eat Cracker Barrel and rape his housekeepers.
Yeah, but after two plates of chicken fried chicken with country gravy and buttered corn, he never lasts very long, fortunately.
My last date was in 1985, I wouldn't even know how to do it anymore.
Well, Marc, it does snap back into shape as I've learned...
I feel like I'm in a pub watching best12bars and lildogs leaning on the bar, swishing tankards or whatever the hell they're called of ale and talking like pirates as they catch up on, you know, exploits and stuff.
Dating sucks, by the way.
Let's see-angst-free? In the last month I dated one guy addicted to pain killers (paging Paula Adbul). He stood up at the table and clapped anytime the server dropped something off. I also dated a guy addicted to anti-anxiety meds, and one guy who wrote lovely emails and then tried to get me to have phone sex first time we spoke on the phone. So much for match.com. NEXT!!!!!
Phone sex? Geez...I might be able to handle a small cell...He didn't try to use a rotary phone on you, did he?
People still have phone sex?
How 1985...how After Dark...how Robin Byrd.
"How very eighties"
Oooh, baby. I just did some "flake"...tell me what you're wearing..."
A Hypercolor shirt, black parachute pants and my Refrigerator Perry Kangaroos...
(**doodle desperately tries to remember the name of that nude talk show on Manhattan Cable Public Access...**)
"Phone Sex"? Wouldn't you need to buy a new phone afterwards - or at least wash it down real good.
To hell with dating! I say we all pop a lude and head over to...
...Platos Retreat!
Tee hee hee.
I still giggle when I think of my uber-conservative college professor saying: "Socrates wanted to penetrate Phaedrus."
He also pronounced Oprah like "opera."
Can this be one of those avatar/mojito/smoking-type threads?
"Can this be one of those avatar/mojito/smoking-type threads?"
yes, but dated...and dirtier.
INTERLUDES AFTER MIDNIGHT!
That was the nude talk show on Manhattan Cable Public Access...and it was hilarious.
Stand-by Joined: 10/18/07
I never dated believe it or not! But given the complex nature of us humans, dating and relationships, I long knew, always comes with angst.
I'm dening dating at this time due to what I call "survival issues". Then again, I'm not missing out. Though I have known several of my peers have gotten married.
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