#26
Posted: 1/14/08 at 11:07am
I was tryin to think of someone with the first name Storm, but could only recall porn models.
#28
Posted: 1/14/08 at 11:13am
I had the worst date ever with Strom! All he wanted to do was eat Cracker Barrel and rape his housekeepers.
#29
Posted: 1/14/08 at 11:18am
Yeah, but after two plates of chicken fried chicken with country gravy and buttered corn, he never lasts very long, fortunately.
#30
Posted: 1/14/08 at 11:20am
My last date was in 1985, I wouldn't even know how to do it anymore.
#31
Posted: 1/14/08 at 11:23am
Well, Marc, it does snap back into shape as I've learned...
#32
Posted: 1/14/08 at 12:36pm
I feel like I'm in a pub watching best12bars and lildogs leaning on the bar, swishing tankards or whatever the hell they're called of ale and talking like pirates as they catch up on, you know, exploits and stuff.
Dating sucks, by the way.
Dating sucks, by the way.
#36
Posted: 1/15/08 at 12:00pm
Let's see-angst-free? In the last month I dated one guy addicted to pain killers (paging Paula Adbul). He stood up at the table and clapped anytime the server dropped something off. I also dated a guy addicted to anti-anxiety meds, and one guy who wrote lovely emails and then tried to get me to have phone sex first time we spoke on the phone. So much for match.com. NEXT!!!!!
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#37
Posted: 1/15/08 at 12:15pm
Phone sex? Geez...I might be able to handle a small cell...He didn't try to use a rotary phone on you, did he?
#38
Posted: 1/15/08 at 12:24pm
People still have phone sex?
How 1985...how After Dark...how Robin Byrd.
How 1985...how After Dark...how Robin Byrd.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#39
Posted: 1/15/08 at 12:38pm
"How very eighties"
Oooh, baby. I just did some "flake"...tell me what you're wearing..."
Oooh, baby. I just did some "flake"...tell me what you're wearing..."
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#40
Posted: 1/15/08 at 12:49pm
A Hypercolor shirt, black parachute pants and my Refrigerator Perry Kangaroos...
#41
Posted: 1/15/08 at 12:50pm
(**doodle desperately tries to remember the name of that nude talk show on Manhattan Cable Public Access...**)
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#42
Posted: 1/15/08 at 2:06pm
"Phone Sex"? Wouldn't you need to buy a new phone afterwards - or at least wash it down real good.
#43
Posted: 1/15/08 at 2:32pm
To hell with dating! I say we all pop a lude and head over to...
...Platos Retreat!
...Platos Retreat!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#44
Posted: 1/15/08 at 2:36pm
Tee hee hee.
I still giggle when I think of my uber-conservative college professor saying: "Socrates wanted to penetrate Phaedrus."
He also pronounced Oprah like "opera."
Can this be one of those avatar/mojito/smoking-type threads?
I still giggle when I think of my uber-conservative college professor saying: "Socrates wanted to penetrate Phaedrus."
He also pronounced Oprah like "opera."
Can this be one of those avatar/mojito/smoking-type threads?
#45
Posted: 1/15/08 at 2:37pm
"Can this be one of those avatar/mojito/smoking-type threads?"
yes, but dated...and dirtier.
yes, but dated...and dirtier.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#48
Posted: 1/15/08 at 3:09pm
INTERLUDES AFTER MIDNIGHT!
That was the nude talk show on Manhattan Cable Public Access...and it was hilarious.
That was the nude talk show on Manhattan Cable Public Access...and it was hilarious.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#49
Posted: 1/15/08 at 4:38pm
I never dated believe it or not! But given the complex nature of us humans, dating and relationships, I long knew, always comes with angst.
I'm dening dating at this time due to what I call "survival issues". Then again, I'm not missing out. Though I have known several of my peers have gotten married.
I'm dening dating at this time due to what I call "survival issues". Then again, I'm not missing out. Though I have known several of my peers have gotten married.
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