Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
#1Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/29/13 at 7:26amWhat I meant to say is that Michele Bachmann has announced that she will not seek re-election to Congress. Of course, I'm sure she's headed for a much more lucrative career at Fox, but still.
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#2Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/29/13 at 8:21amThat, or prison. There have been a slew of investigations into her campaign finance shenanigans...
#2Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/29/13 at 8:25amThis doesn't come as a surprise with all of the investigations going on about her. I'm reeeeeeeally hoping they find something they can charge her with and put her ass away for 50 years.
#3Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/29/13 at 8:36amI will never understand how this woman continued to get elected for five terms. What kind of place is Minnesota that they keep electing her?
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#4Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/29/13 at 8:41amIf Becky Leeman's Mom can rig an election there, it wouldn't surprise me that Bachmann could get away with something like this.
#5Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/29/13 at 12:02pmI'm still waiting for her husband to come out of the closet.
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#6Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/29/13 at 1:56pmSomething is going on here. She made her first re-election commercial last week. She's had a very sudden, inexplicable change of heart.
#7Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/29/13 at 2:36pmI would love for it to be compromising footage of her husband!
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#8Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/30/13 at 3:21pm
I saw a picture online that showed her "success rate". None of her bills passed. Zero. Zilch.
Good riddance.
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#9Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/30/13 at 3:44pm
She will now make millions selling lies and hate!
Her husband is more girly than DAME!
#10Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/30/13 at 3:58pmMarcus Bachmann for the revival of Mame!!!
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#11Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/30/13 at 4:35pm
I will never understand how this woman continued to get elected for five terms. What kind of place is Minnesota that they keep electing her?
Minnesota has a democratic supermajority in-state, two of the most progressive Democratic senators in congress, and passed gay marriage. Please don't judge the whole state by one representative from a conservative district. (And remember that Bachmann was *barely* re-elected last term and likely would have lost or again won very narrowly if she stood in 2014).
There are rumors that Bachmann is interested in running for senate. Bachmann vs. Franken: can you imagine how much fun that would be?
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Updated On: 5/30/13 at 04:35 PM
#12Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/30/13 at 5:29pmOh, Franken will wipe the floor with her! Amazing debates would be out there!
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#13Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Posted: 5/30/13 at 5:37pm
My favorite MB quote (regarding the HPV vaccine):
"I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter."
Based on that theory, Michele must guzzle Gardasil for breakfast!
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