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#4

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oh my! i advocate healthy eating but does cookie monster really have to get involved? C is for cookie is a classic!
"At the opening night party, they had clowns on stilts, jugglers, a chocolate fountain, popcorn, hot dogs. [My son] looked at me like I had been holding back. Like, 'This is what you do?' I had to tell him, 'No, no, darling. Opening nights don't usually look like this.' It's usually a dark bar with a bottle of vodka." ?Chitty Chitty Bang Bang's Jan Maxwell plus i proudly share the title of the shortest member over the age of 10 with wickedrentq!
#9

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He will now be referred to as "Tofu Monster".

"We are engaged in two wars, one on drugs and one on terror, that can never be won. I mean, one is a group of inanimate objects and the other is an emotion. We might as well fight a war on pasta, which I guess the Atkins people are actually doing."

Updated On: 4/7/05 at 09:37 PM

#10

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ok, except that when I first saw this thread the only part of the title I could see was 'Disturbing news about Cookie', and my stomach was in a knot for a minute.

Bad scare...

now...back to Cookie Monster.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#12

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SOMETIMES FOOD? But whatabout when I'm PMSing and NEED chocolate chip cookies ALL THE TIME in order to prevent myself from exploding?! Are they taking that away from me?!
#13

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Aww, this is sad, sad news indeed. I mean, if they're bringing on more characters, that's one thing to try to teach something new but there's no need to change Cookie. I mean, I'd rather have him be told it's healthy not to eat so many cookies and he keeps trying but can't help himself and then someone else sends the message that other people shouldn't be like him or something, that would make me feel better. To make myself and everyone feel better, I will provide the following:

Now let's thing of what starts with "c"
Cookie starts with "c"
Let's think of other things that start with "c"
Ahh, ahh who cares about other things?

C is for Cookie
That's Good Enough For Me
C is for Cookie
That's Good Enough For Me
C is for Cookie
That's Good Enough For Me
Oh cookie cookie cookie starts with C

Hey,you know what?
A round cookie with one bite out of it looks like a "C",
A round donut with one bite out of it also looks like a "C",
but its it not as good as a cookie!
And oh the moon sometimes looks like a "C" but you cant eat that

soooooooooo....

C is for cookie
That's good enough for me
C is for cookie
That's good enough for me
C is for cookie
That's good enough for me
Oh....cookie,cookie,cookie starts with "C"...Yeah!
Cookie,cookie,cookie starts with "C".AH BOY!
Cookie,cookie,cookie starts with "C.............."!

MmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmMmM...
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#14

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Erm, ok.
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#16

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Cookie! For the love of God! Put down the banana and eat an oredo! It's the only way we love you! 'C IS FOR COOKIE' not for 'fruit.' Is nothing sacred anymore.... *grumble grumble*
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"
#17

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"A cookie is a sometimes food." What?!?!? Why do they feel the need to change stuff like this that have been kicking around for 30+ years? It's like Big Bird's "One of these things is not like the other" song. I was babysitting a little boy over my winter break, and we were watching Sesame Street. When it came time for Big Bird to sing this, it's now "One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just isn't the same," instead of "One of these things just doesn't belong." After years of childhood Seseame Street watching, and having that song ingrained somewhere deep in the back of my mind, it threw me for a bit of a loop.

Sure it could be a good idea to introduce a new theme of healthy living, but why change a classic? Why not have Bert and Ernie or Pairie Dawn discuss healthy living w/ one of their humanoid friends? Though as a side note, I never quite understood how having talking fruits and veggies is a help in making kids want to eat more of them. Like, those Veggie Tales (or whatever the hell they are)..."I can't eat broccoli, I'd be eating Timmy! (or whatever their names are)
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#19

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Mmmmmmm...I haven't had Oreos in YEARS. I want some of those ones w/ the mint filling now. Damn you kissmycookie!!!

But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#20

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O What is this world coming to, that everyones childhood memories must be shatered because children no longer yearn for the outdoors like I did. Maybe I was weird, but yes I cried when it rained, then went out anyway. But maybe it was for the ice cream. THAT'S a paradox! But anyway, where is the cookie monster going?? *goes and hugs cookie monster doll*
"Past the point of no return, no backward glances: our games of make-believe are at an end" Phantom
#22

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Ooooohhh...good thing I don't think they'd have them at my rinky-dink little market. I'd just want a couple anyway. re: Disturbing news about Cookie Monster
But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)
#23

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I wonder if the new song will is a parody of "A Woman is a Sometime Thing" from PORGY AND BESS.
#24

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I never yearned for the outdoors...I yearned for my brothers best friend
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#25

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That's it. The world is officially going to hell. My day--my sweet, sweet day off school, is ruined.
DAMN!
Was that a fat joke?

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