I just found this thread...
By the way, a musical theater whore is defined as such.
Musical Theater Whore (noun): a) please see Shira467. b) any female who attends musicals with any of her 3 gay husbands.
If we have to rerecord so many musicals, such as Wicked, just make the whole thing more of a joke -- let's really do a Britney and X-Tina version. Then it could be sublime. I bet the little Kridina-obsessed kids would love that version.
And seriously? I really want a Glinda Barbie that comes with her own flying bubbles and sings "No One Mourns The People Who Actually Bought This Rididculous Musical Merchandising Tie-in"
Whores unite!
Deet: Shira, I Love You!