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#2

Do you think Sarah is running?

(Enters, fishing through her purse)

I got this really great gun --
SH*T, where is it?
No, it's really great --
Wait --


(pulls out a lipstick, drops it back)

SH*T, where is it?
Anyway --


(continuing to fish)

It's just a .38 --

(pulls out a large hairbush)

But --

(drops it back)

It's a gun.
You can make a statement --


(pulls out a shoe)

Wrong --
With a gun --
Even if you fail.

It tells 'em who you are,
Where you stand.
This one was on sale.
It -- no, not the shoe --
Well, actually the shoe was, too.


(drops it back in, fishes again)

No, that's not it --
SH*T, I had it here --
Got it!


(pulls gun out, waves it around)

Do you think Sarah is running?

Yeah! There it is! And --
All you have to do
Is crook your little finger,
Hook your little finger 'round --
SH*T, I shot it...
-- You can change the world.


--STEPHEN SONDHEIM
#4

Do you think Sarah is running?

She's the gift the keeps on giving. I pray that she runs.

It would be fun watching her, Huckabee, Romney et al. try and out Teabag each other for the nomination. Only trouble is, Teabaggers aren't going to be the ones that choose the President, you need to be able to deliver moderates and independents to do that.

So, once whoever (hopefully Sarah) wins the nomination, it will be entertaining to watch them back peddle on their primary positions in order to get the independents and moderates support in the general election. All the while alienating their ultra-conservative base.!! GOOD TIMES!

So...please Sarah "the Quitter" Palin, run. It'll be so entertaining.
"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------ "I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett
#5

Do you think Sarah is running?

Can anyone do a parody of Oklahoma? from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels as Sarah?

I have the karaoke track if anyone needs it.
#6

Do you think Sarah is running?

I think she should replace Steele as the head of the RNC.
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt
#7

Do you think Sarah is running?

I think she'll announce, the quit the race due to media bias. No, she'll want to spend more time with her disabled daughter. I mean son. Or maybe she'll quit because she only intends to serve one term so what's the point of not quitting now so she can concentrate on the important stuff?
#8

Do you think Sarah is running?

Like everything else she does, this decision will be driven by how much money she can make on it. If I had to bet, I'd guess that she'll run, but the GOP powers that be will try everything in their power to run her out. She's unelectable in the general election, and she has the ability to set the GOP back with independents.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#9

Do you think Sarah is running?

Read your American History, stranger things have happened.

Did anyone think that Nixon could possibly win in 1968? Reagan in 1980?

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