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Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?

Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?

Gothampc
#1Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/1/09 at 6:56pm


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Mr Roxy
#2re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/1/09 at 7:16pm

Not that I know of.


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StockardFan
#2re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/1/09 at 7:18pm

I'm usually pretty nice, so I doubt it.


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James885
#3re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/1/09 at 7:51pm

I'm usually nice to servers when I eat out, so I would hope they don't spit in my food.

However a friend of mine who used to work as a waiter told me that he once spit in the drink of a customer who was being a complete a$shole.


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Biff AKA Levi
#4re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/1/09 at 8:03pm

When I still worked for Chili's, I helped serve a large prom party. They were all not sober, and very rude. One of my coworkers spit in the ranch dressing mix for a salad and we all watched as the girl devoured it. It was disgusting, but a total "F YOU!" moment.


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Pgenre
#5re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/1/09 at 8:14pm

As someone who grew up in the restaurant business...

... spit in your food should be the LEAST of your worries.

That's all I'm saying on this topic.

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Calvin
#6re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/1/09 at 8:24pm

I'm sure in my 31 years on this earth I've eaten my share of spit, snot, roach legs, rat crap and other assorted nasties from either restaurant employee misbehavior or mass-produced corporate foodstuffs. Just like the subway seat I sat in this morning was likely soaked with urine at some point in the not-too-distant past. You just can't think about some things too much.

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AC126748
#7re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/1/09 at 8:38pm

I worked as a waiter for three years, and while I never spat in anybody's food, I saw it happened and admit that I was tempted. I did other, more harmless things to bad customers though (like letting a $35 rack of lamb sit under the heat lamp for about ten minutes...oops). You reap what you sow...my good customers got free drinks and desserts.


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Q
#8re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/1/09 at 9:40pm

Pgenre - we don't agree on much, but your post says it all.

After Eight
#9re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/1/09 at 9:41pm

Pretty grisly stuff recounted here. Depressing, really.

I guess the moral of all this is to eat at home.

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TheatreFan4
#10re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/1/09 at 11:58pm

Or don't be a dick to your waiter...

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StockardFan
#11re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/2/09 at 7:17am

Calvin's post has depressed me and grossed me out.


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tazber
#12re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/2/09 at 7:31am

Only when I ask them to.


....but the world goes 'round

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danmag
#13re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/2/09 at 7:41am

"... spit in your food should be the LEAST of your worries."


Oh nooooooooooo!!!! I need to eat at home more often.


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StockardFan
#14re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/2/09 at 8:19am

How do you know the boys don't spit in your food, danmag?


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danmag
#15re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/2/09 at 9:02am

The question is, how do they know I don't spit in THEIRS!


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doodlenyc
#16re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/2/09 at 9:20am

(remember to cancel dinner at danmag's house)

I regularly saw cooks serve food that was dropped on the floor when I was a waiter.


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Jane2
#17re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/2/09 at 9:36am

I once saw a documentary on this topic. At a McDonalds, on camera, a worker dropped a burger on the floor. He picked it up, wiped his underarm with it, and served it. Now, I think I prefer spit to BO juice!


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#18re: Does Your Waiter Spit In Your Food?
Posted: 12/2/09 at 4:41pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cAJcCUnV40

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