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EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 4:07am

Entertainment Weekly names the best of the nearly unwatchable movie sequels:

25. The Matrix Reloaded
24. The Next Karate Kid
23. Porky's II: The Next Day
22. Teen Wolf Too
21. Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde
20. The Godfather Part III
19. Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise
18. Battle for the Planet of the Apes
17. Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
16. Ocean's Twelve
15. Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
14. Conan the Destroyer
13. The Sting II
12. Star Wars: Episode I — The Phantom Menace
11. Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights
10. Jaws: The Revenge
9. Speed 2: Cruise Control
8. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
7. The Fly II
6. Weekend At Bernie's II
5. Batman & Robin
4. Blues Brothers 2000
3. Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha' Hood
2. CaddyShack II
1. Staying Alive

The 25 Worst Sequels Ever Made
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Updated On: 3/5/06 at 04:07 AM

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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 4:27am

I'm glad they didn't go after Look Who's Talking II. I liked that puppy better than the original.
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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 4:30am

Sad as I am that I know this, puppy is Look Who's Talking Now. Look Who's Talking II is when he gets a little sister.

Again...ashamed that I know that fact.
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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 6:44am

Matrix Revolutions was even worse than Reloaded.
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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 9:09am

LOL - I don't go to movies much and apparently that's a good thing. I've only seen one film on that list - the Godfather III film. I really don't remember much about it - pro or con.
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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 1:40pm

and 86, "Jason Takes Manhattan" rather amused me too.

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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 1:47pm

I actually LOVE look who's talking II. I don't like 1 very much, and 3 is eh.

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Updated On: 3/5/06 at 01:47 PM

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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 2:20pm

Wow, I'm shocked that "Grease 2" didn't make this list.

Me too! I was totally thinking that as I was reading through the magazine yesterday. Also, Highlander 2, and Exorcist II: The Heretic.

Love that The Next Karate Kid made the list, though.
#13

re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 2:26pm

Ha ha, yes, the real "puppy" one is the third one...THAT one was bad.

Wow, puppy isn't a hip term, is it?
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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 4:25pm

I fell asleep during both the Matrix sequels and couldn't begin to tell you what the hell the plot was to either.

While Sofia Coppola is execrable, there are some decent moments and set pieces in Godfather III.

Oceans Twelve was a blur.

Batman & Robin and Stayin Alive were actually entainingly bad camp. If forced, I could probably sit through them again and laugh myself silly.

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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 6:05pm

In the article, they explain that they picked Matrix Reloaded over Revolutions because Reloaded was such a nosedive from the "brilliant" first one.
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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 6:16pm

Has anyone ever seen Return to Oz?

I actually found it quite good.
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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/5/06 at 6:36pm

I liked Star Wars: Episode I!!
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#19

re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/12/06 at 12:23pm

EW picked Reloaded over Revolutions because it was the starting point of great disappointment after the brilliant first film. And clearly the brothers couldn't tell you what the plot is either as they completely ****ed those two films up.

Their comments for each film are pretty freaking funny!
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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/12/06 at 12:40pm

highlights:

Legally Blond 2: "Saddest of all is when poor Bob Newhart is forced to deliver 'Fo' shizzle my ezzle." Jesus wept."

Phantom Menace: "Neeson save the life of Gungan minstrel Jar Jar Binks and it all goes to hell from there"

Weekend at Bernie's II: "Silverman stops to consider the morality of what they're doing: 'We're going to hell.' If only."

Staying Alive: "a disaster of such epic proportions they should've handed out HazMat suits and Cipro when you entered the theatre...he lands a part in Satan's Alley--a show so cheesy it looks like Bob Mackie throwing up on Starlight Express."
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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/12/06 at 1:39pm

Oh Staying Alive is GOLD! It's got and Cynthia Rhodes for Pete's sake! I <3 Cynthia "Penny from Dirty Dancing, Lead singer of Animotion in 1989 & Mrs. Richard Marx" Rhodes!
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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/12/06 at 3:15pm

A bad horror sequel is Halloween III: Season of the Witch...it is totally different than the rest of the series as it revolves around a killer halloween mask factory and is not about Michael Myers.
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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/12/06 at 3:17pm

I actually really enjoyed the sequel to Annie.
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re: EW's Worst Movie Sequels Ever Made

Posted: 3/12/06 at 5:39pm

Legually Blonde II was just awful. I saw it in theaters with my college cousin, and it was so bad I really wanted a refund after seeing it.

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