Ebert & Roeper's Worst Films of 2005

[pab]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:04am

The TV show will air during this weekend. Here are their picks:

Ebert

10 - Fantastic four
9 - Elektra
8 - Undead
7 - Constantine
6 - Doom
5 - Son of The Mask
4 - D.E.B.S.
3 - Dirty Love
2 - The Dukes Of Hazzard
1 - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Roeper

10 - The Legend of Zorro
9 - Bewitched
8 - Guess Who
7 - The Man
6 - Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous
5 - Stealth
4 - The Longest Yard
3 - Monster-in-Law
2 - Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
1 - The Dukes Of Hazzard

Updated On: 1/14/06 at 02:04 AM

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:05am

I can't believe I actually watched 20 minutes of Deuce Bigalow.

[Plum]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:06am

Ebert has a better badness-detector, I think. Though I give Roeper points for remembering Stealth.

[Jane2]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:07am

Not to change the subject, but until I saw this thread I always thought it was DOUCHE BIGALOW. Carry on!

[broadway86]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:46am

Excellent choices.

[sweetestsiren]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 3:11am

Nice! I managed to only see one of those (Constantine, which despite Rachel Weisz deserves to be on the list). I was almost dragged to see The Dukes of Hazzard, but managed to avoid it.

[SirLiir]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 3:26am

Ugh. The first one had its moment but that sequel went way too far and completely blew out (pun intended?) every single joke till it was just plain boring.

I liked Constantine though. Nice comic flick. And wasn't Tilda S in that as Gabriel? Hot, hot, hot!

[renthead92]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 8:25am

I agree with Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. I feel asleep!

[Mamie]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 8:56am

Maybe it was just the mood we were in, but my friends and I had a great time at "Zorro". We laughed all through it. (Oh - maybe it wasn't a comedy?)

[Glebb]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 9:58am

Was Mr. Banderas fabulous?

[greeneyed_one]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:20am

I thought Bewitched was really cute; sure the plot made no sense what-so-ever but the acting was enjoyable and Kristen Chenoweh was sooooo cute :)

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:30am

I actually liked these movies on their list:

LEGEND OF ZORRO
CONSTANTINE
THE LONGEST YARD

The rest on the list deserves to be there.

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:32am

I actually thought Bewitched and Moster-in-Law were good movies. Not great, but fine. Certainly not the worst.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:35am

I would have put SKELETON KEY in there somewhere.

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:39am

I've heard D.E.B.S. has a big lesbian following.

[broadway86]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 11:48am

spiderdj-

You really thought Skeleton Key was that bad?

[opiv]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 12:19pm

Dukes of Hazzard was one of the worst films ever.

[Jon]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 12:25pm

Proud to say I only saw one of those - The Longest Yard.

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 12:28pm

I wouldn't put Monster In Law as high as that. I actually thought it had some very funny moments and for once I didn't want to knife Jennifer Lopez. Well, not all the time anyway.

[cmleidi]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 12:52pm

I've only seen GUESS WHO and MONSTER-IN-LAW from their lists. Both films were bad although I thought Jane Fonda and Wanda Sykes were quite good. I'm disappointed in their lists though. Why not choose films that should have been better, but were just awful? These films are your typical bad movies. Anyone who goes to see the Deuce Bigalow film or DUKES of HAZZARD expecting a good film shouldn't be let out of the house.

My top ten worst:
DOT THE I
GUESS WHO
THE LIBERTINE
WHERE THE TRUTH LIES
THE INTERPRETER
CINDERELLA MAN
SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTS
JARHEAD
MUNICH
The absolute worst: ME AND YOU AND EVERYONE WE KNOW

[popcultureboy]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 12:56pm

Elaine Stritch's cameo, for me, immediately removed Monster In Law from my Top Ten Worst List.

[Pinguin]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 1:05pm

Thankfully, only two of those films are ones that I saw...Fantastic Four and Bewitched.

But yeah, they were pretty terrible.

[broadway86]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 2:17pm

I have seen 9 or 10 of the movies listed, and I would rank all of them either two stars (Constantine, Doom, and Guess Who) or below (all the rest). Updated On: 1/14/06 at 02:17 PM

[greeneyed_one]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 3:09pm

Skeleton Key really was that bad.

I though Fantastic Four was actually a pretty good superhero movie. Not as good as X-Men but a little more entertaining then Batman :)

[robyn525600]

Posted: 1/14/06 at 4:19pm

I loved MONSTER-IN-LAW!