Everybody's A Porn Star

Hefner started Playboy in 1953
Marilyn was the center of his first issue
They were pioneers, they opened the door
To a woman's photo making love to you

Everybody's A Porn Star
Having sex before we even drive a car
Nobody's left to say we've gone too far
Everybody's A Porn Star

I couldn't relate to the girls at my school
Started buying mags as I turned 18
My daddy said I had a sex problem
Hid it for a while, Now I've come clean

Everybody's A Porn Star
Having sex before we even drive a car
Nobody's left to say we've gone too far
Everybody's A Porn Star

Easy as clicking on the Internet
We're not perverts when everybody does it

solo

Nina Hartley turned me on to video
Poppin' those tapes in the VCR
Sneakin' upstairs in the middle of the night
At least we know now who we are

Everybody's A Porn Star
Having sex before we even drive a car
Nobody's left to say we've gone too far
Everybody's A Porn Star

Doing our thing, and nothing's too raw
Everybody's A Porn Star

Jim Colyer ascap


Jim Colyer "Girl Album"

You should listen to this. This is a good song.

http://youtu.be/hdaHRaUaJlo



It's called "Don't Forget Me." It's sung by Miss Ivy Lynn, who is played by Megan Hilty, who is very good. Better than the other girl.



This is Wesley Taylor. I have a crush on him. His eyebrows make me think bad things. And his sneakers.




This is Liza Minnelli. She was on Smash last week. You might have heard about her. She used to be big.



Her picture is still big. LOL.


SMASH - Don't Forget Me (Ivy Lynn)

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Updated On: 4/21/13 at 09:05 PM

"It's called "Don't Forget Me." It's sung by Miss Ivy Lynn, who is played by Megan Hilty, who is very good. Better than the other girl."

Even though the picture you included is not of Megan Hilty but of "the other girl."

Eh, she's too dull to get even that interesting of a conclusion to her story.

If only there were still a Show World. And a Big Top. And an Adonis. And a New David.

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It's the other girl. You can tell the difference from the costume. Ivy is in white with halter style bodice while other girl is in spaghetti straps in gold.

That is ****ed up.

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No doubting he loves licking pUssy!

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Updated On: 4/22/13 at 11:55 PM

Tina pits.

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