Everybody's A Porn Star

[Jim Colyer]

Posted: 4/21/13 at 8:46pm

Hefner started Playboy in 1953
Marilyn was the center of his first issue
They were pioneers, they opened the door
To a woman's photo making love to you

Everybody's A Porn Star
Having sex before we even drive a car
Nobody's left to say we've gone too far
Everybody's A Porn Star

I couldn't relate to the girls at my school
Started buying mags as I turned 18
My daddy said I had a sex problem
Hid it for a while, Now I've come clean

Everybody's A Porn Star
Having sex before we even drive a car
Nobody's left to say we've gone too far
Everybody's A Porn Star

Easy as clicking on the Internet
We're not perverts when everybody does it

solo

Nina Hartley turned me on to video
Poppin' those tapes in the VCR
Sneakin' upstairs in the middle of the night
At least we know now who we are

Everybody's A Porn Star
Having sex before we even drive a car
Nobody's left to say we've gone too far
Everybody's A Porn Star

Doing our thing, and nothing's too raw
Everybody's A Porn Star

Jim Colyer ascap


Jim Colyer "Girl Album"

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/21/13 at 8:54pm

[PalJoey]

Posted: 4/21/13 at 9:05pm

You should listen to this. This is a good song.

http://youtu.be/hdaHRaUaJlo



It's called "Don't Forget Me." It's sung by Miss Ivy Lynn, who is played by Megan Hilty, who is very good. Better than the other girl.



This is Wesley Taylor. I have a crush on him. His eyebrows make me think bad things. And his sneakers.




This is Liza Minnelli. She was on Smash last week. You might have heard about her. She used to be big.



Her picture is still big. LOL.


SMASH - Don't Forget Me (Ivy Lynn)

Updated On: 4/21/13 at 09:05 PM

[all that jazz]

Posted: 4/21/13 at 9:15pm

^LOL!!!!!

Those are all indeed great things.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 4/21/13 at 10:59pm

"It's called "Don't Forget Me." It's sung by Miss Ivy Lynn, who is played by Megan Hilty, who is very good. Better than the other girl."

Even though the picture you included is not of Megan Hilty but of "the other girl."

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/21/13 at 11:03pm

Yes, but in that picture the other girl is about to be run over by a speeding motor vehicle.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 4/21/13 at 11:07pm

Eh, she's too dull to get even that interesting of a conclusion to her story.

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 4/22/13 at 9:25pm

I hear that Ivy ends up stripping at SHOWWORLD in the finale.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/22/13 at 10:41pm

If only there were still a Show World. And a Big Top. And an Adonis. And a New David.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 4/22/13 at 10:56pm

Which one is this?



Miss Ivy Lynn or the other girl I don't like so much?

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 4/22/13 at 11:07pm

It's the other girl. You can tell the difference from the costume. Ivy is in white with halter style bodice while other girl is in spaghetti straps in gold.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 4/22/13 at 11:12pm

Is this Mr. Wesley Taylor getting his pits licked by a ****cat?

[DAME]

Posted: 4/22/13 at 11:40pm

That is ****ed up.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 4/22/13 at 11:46pm

Ewwwww. I never knew he was into kitty porn.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 4/22/13 at 11:55pm

No doubting he loves licking pUssy!

Updated On: 4/22/13 at 11:55 PM

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/23/13 at 12:36am

So, do his pits taste like cat nip, or mice?

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 4/23/13 at 2:24am

Tina pits.

[choitoy]

Posted: 4/24/13 at 7:57pm

Maybe he took the "Mouse" part literally when he played Michael "Mouse" Tolliver in "Tales of the City"...