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#26

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 10:51am

Baseball, guns and beauty queens.

And a website built in Microsoft Word.

"America, f*ck yeah!"

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#27

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:02pm

"I can't believe y'all aren't alarmed by this! One of my teachers turned me into a newt once!"

LMAO!!!! Just once? LMAO!! Too funny!

#28

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:30pm

Why doesn't he just go get a job at Hogwarts???

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#29

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:35pm

"I can't believe y'all aren't alarmed by this! One of my teachers turned me into a newt once!"

Gingrich?

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#30

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:36pm

And you thought Don Herbert died of natural causes. It was a vengeful God who didn't like his baking soda/vinegar volcano dark arts.

#31

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:39pm

You know, there's a small group in our area who has banded together to support each other in a decision about their kids - they don't want their children playing with kids who read the Potter series. This has to do with some kind of religious attitude.

However, it was reported that there were a couple of parents who expressed concerns as to what kind of 'spells' might actually be feasible.

You can't fix stupid.

#32

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:44pm

stupid is fo-evah.

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#33

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:45pm

Well, DG, I think they'd really enjoy the Imperius Curse. It's a feasible, good spell for those people. Unforgivable, but good.

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#34

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:49pm

Priest - I lean a little more toward the Cruciatus . . .

#35

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 1:22pm

This is why Florida needs to be destroyed.
It's freakin' retarded.

And you're a friggin' moron.

Let me know of another state that's accusing a teacher of doing a magic trick.

It's a friggin' MAGIC TRICK!

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#36

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 1:38pm

actually it's "prestidigitation", not magic. Magic doesn't exist.

I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard at this thread.

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#37

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 1:52pm

Awww...and what a wonderful wiz he was!

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#38

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 1:57pm

Pshaw, those big-city Nebraskans trying to force their corrupt values on the pro-family Kansas folk.

#39

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 3:36pm

ben blogged about this today

#40

fl teacher accused of wizardry

Posted: 5/7/08 at 9:02pm

I thought this was a joke just from the Land O' Lakes alone... Sorry if anybody is from there but I honestly thought it was just a dairy company...

Now, wizardy? What, did chemistry get too boring? Take the kids for a field trip or something, but save the toothpicks for heaven's sake! :P

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