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FL teacher accused of wizardry
#25fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 10:51am
Baseball, guns and beauty queens.
And a website built in Microsoft Word.
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#26fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:02pm
"I can't believe y'all aren't alarmed by this! One of my teachers turned me into a newt once!"
LMAO!!!! Just once? LMAO!! Too funny!
#27fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:30pmWhy doesn't he just go get a job at Hogwarts???
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#28fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:35pm
"I can't believe y'all aren't alarmed by this! One of my teachers turned me into a newt once!"
Gingrich?
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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#29fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:36pmAnd you thought Don Herbert died of natural causes. It was a vengeful God who didn't like his baking soda/vinegar volcano dark arts.
DG
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#30fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:39pm
You know, there's a small group in our area who has banded together to support each other in a decision about their kids - they don't want their children playing with kids who read the Potter series. This has to do with some kind of religious attitude.
However, it was reported that there were a couple of parents who expressed concerns as to what kind of 'spells' might actually be feasible.
You can't fix stupid.
#31fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:44pmstupid is fo-evah.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#32fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:45pmWell, DG, I think they'd really enjoy the Imperius Curse. It's a feasible, good spell for those people. Unforgivable, but good.
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The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
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#33fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 12:49pm
Priest - I lean a little more toward the Cruciatus . . . 
#34fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 1:22pm
This is why Florida needs to be destroyed.
It's freakin' retarded.
And you're a friggin' moron.
Let me know of another state that's accusing a teacher of doing a magic trick.
It's a friggin' MAGIC TRICK!
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#35fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 1:38pm
actually it's "prestidigitation", not magic. Magic doesn't exist.
I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard at this thread.
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#36fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 1:52pmAwww...and what a wonderful wiz he was!
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#37fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 1:57pmPshaw, those big-city Nebraskans trying to force their corrupt values on the pro-family Kansas folk.
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#39fl teacher accused of wizardry
Posted: 5/7/08 at 9:02pmI thought this was a joke just from the Land O' Lakes alone... Sorry if anybody is from there but I honestly thought it was just a dairy company...
Now, wizardy? What, did chemistry get too boring? Take the kids for a field trip or something, but save the toothpicks for heaven's sake! :P
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