FL teacher accused of wizardry
#2
Posted: 5/6/08 at 6:43pm
Man, if he's not a wizard his career could be ruined over nothing! But...if he IS a wizard I sure don't want him teaching MY kid!
I've heard that witches can float. Put him in a large pool of water. If he floats, he's a wizard! Kill him at once! If he drowns then, apologize profusely and give the poor man a Christian burial.
I've heard that witches can float. Put him in a large pool of water. If he floats, he's a wizard! Kill him at once! If he drowns then, apologize profusely and give the poor man a Christian burial.
#3
Posted: 5/6/08 at 6:46pm
This is why Florida needs to be destroyed.
It's freakin' retarded.
It's freakin' retarded.
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#4
Posted: 5/6/08 at 6:47pm
This has to be a joke. It just has to be. Truly.
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#5
Posted: 5/6/08 at 6:50pm
i though this was going to be about you doing the disappearing banana trick, colleen ...again.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#6
Posted: 5/6/08 at 6:51pm
I was wondering when we were going to start persecuting witches and wizards again. As if we didn't learn anything the first time.
#7
Posted: 5/6/08 at 6:55pm
I can't believe y'all aren't alarmed by this! One of my teachers turned me into a newt once!
I got better.
I got better.
#8
Posted: 5/6/08 at 6:57pm
i knew that was indeed chanting i heard coming from the teacher's lounge. oh sure, they tried to play it off like they were discussing macbeth, but i freakin' knew they were trying to call their dark lord.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#9
Posted: 5/6/08 at 7:00pm
Everyone pull out their copy of the book of damnation. Look up the chapter on toothpicks.
#10
Posted: 5/6/08 at 7:16pm
My heavens lets be thankful that it was only a toothpick! Can you imagine if he pulled a rabbit out of a hat!
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Conan O'Brien
#11
Posted: 5/6/08 at 7:21pm
Whoa whoa whoa, Nitsy...calm down. It's not like the state of Florida is accusing him, just some stupid supervisors.
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#12
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Well, another Pasco County substitute teacher's job is on the line, but this time it's because of a magic trick.
The charge from the school district — Wizardry!
Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.
But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.
"I get a call the middle of the day from the supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue. You can't take any more assignments. You need to come in right away,'" he said.
When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell that went much farther than he'd hoped.
"I said, 'Well Pat, can you explain this to me?' 'You've been accused of wizardry,' [he said]. Wizardry?" he asked.
Tampa Bay's 10 talked to the assistant superintendent with the Pasco County School District who said it wasn't just the wizardry and that Picular had other performance issues, including "not following lesson plans" and allowing students to play on unapproved computers.
Piculas said he knew nothing about the accusations.
"That... I think was embellished after the fact to try to cover what initially what they were saying to me," he said.
After the magic trick, Rushe's principal requested Piculas be dismissed. Now, Piculas believes the incident may have bewitched his ability to get a job anywhere else.
"I still have no idea what my discipline involves because I've never received anything from the school district actually saying what it entails," said Piculas.
As a substitute teacher, the Pasco County School District considers Piculas to be an "at will employee." That means the district doesn't need to have cause for not bringing him back at all.
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=79533
Posted: 5/6/08 at 7:25pm
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Well, another Pasco County substitute teacher's job is on the line, but this time it's because of a magic trick.
The charge from the school district — Wizardry!
Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.
But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.
"I get a call the middle of the day from the supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue. You can't take any more assignments. You need to come in right away,'" he said.
When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell that went much farther than he'd hoped.
"I said, 'Well Pat, can you explain this to me?' 'You've been accused of wizardry,' [he said]. Wizardry?" he asked.
Tampa Bay's 10 talked to the assistant superintendent with the Pasco County School District who said it wasn't just the wizardry and that Picular had other performance issues, including "not following lesson plans" and allowing students to play on unapproved computers.
Piculas said he knew nothing about the accusations.
"That... I think was embellished after the fact to try to cover what initially what they were saying to me," he said.
After the magic trick, Rushe's principal requested Piculas be dismissed. Now, Piculas believes the incident may have bewitched his ability to get a job anywhere else.
"I still have no idea what my discipline involves because I've never received anything from the school district actually saying what it entails," said Piculas.
As a substitute teacher, the Pasco County School District considers Piculas to be an "at will employee." That means the district doesn't need to have cause for not bringing him back at all.
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=79533
#13
Posted: 5/6/08 at 7:28pm
wait, so piculas is kringas?
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#14
Posted: 5/6/08 at 7:31pm
Kringas is a sorceress, thank you very much.
#15
Posted: 5/6/08 at 7:37pm
mea culpa.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#16
Posted: 5/6/08 at 7:46pm
This has to be a joke!
There's no such thing as wizards. Just werewolves, warlocks and banshees.
Now, if he'd been accused of being one of those, I'd take this way more seriously.
Some middle school kids are so gullible.
There's no such thing as wizards. Just werewolves, warlocks and banshees.
Now, if he'd been accused of being one of those, I'd take this way more seriously.
Some middle school kids are so gullible.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#17
Posted: 5/6/08 at 7:47pm
Well, the second article says he was accused of other things, too, though the teacher denies it.
It's just so weird.
It's just so weird.
#18
Posted: 5/6/08 at 7:58pm
Can you imagine middle school kids in ANY part of the U.S. freaking out over a disappearing toothpick and thinking this guy was for real?
Are they for real?
I believe in him... I just don't believe in THEM.
Are they for real?
I believe in him... I just don't believe in THEM.
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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#19
Posted: 5/6/08 at 8:01pm
It's not like it was a Jesus school. I mean, it's the south, so all school's are kinda Jesus schools, but Jesus!
#20
Posted: 5/6/08 at 8:35pm
>>I've heard that witches can float. Put him in a large pool of water. If he floats, he's a wizard! Kill him at once! If he drowns then, apologize profusely and give the poor man a Christian burial.<<
Book him on Letterman.
Book him on Letterman.
#21
Posted: 5/6/08 at 9:02pm
This is why Florida needs to be destroyed.
It's freakin' retarded.
And you're a friggin' moron.
It's freakin' retarded.
And you're a friggin' moron.
#22
Posted: 5/6/08 at 11:10pm
twas.nt a toothpick but a wee bit o morning wood.
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#23
Posted: 5/6/08 at 11:12pm
So, have they burned him at the stake yet? Dunked him in water to see if he drowns?
#24
Posted: 5/7/08 at 2:54am
Here's a fun spot where you can learn more about Land O' Lakes!
This whole thing might make a little more sense if you just got to know them better. A good place to start might be with the little girl pictured pointing a gun at the camera.
Welcome to Land O' Lakes!
This whole thing might make a little more sense if you just got to know them better. A good place to start might be with the little girl pictured pointing a gun at the camera.
Welcome to Land O' Lakes!
#25
Posted: 5/7/08 at 3:12am
Wow, they could stand a better website layout, that's for sure.
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