FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/19/05 at 5:09am
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the
window, "I want to open a damn checking account." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, Sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open up a damn checking account now!" "I'm very sorry sir,but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to
inform of her situation. The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to put my damn money in this bank.
"I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time.?"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/19/05 at 5:19am
Kind'a sad that you're up and I'm just going to bed.
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ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/19/05 at 6:41amI think that's the best one EVER!!! I wonder why... Yay!
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#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/19/05 at 6:50amAshley..thanks for that one....LOL !!! MWAH XO
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
jam_man
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/25/05
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/19/05 at 10:07amNiiiice! I'd probably laugh harder if I didn't just wake up 3 hours earlier than I expected to. And I have to start getting up at 5:30 on Monday. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
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#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/19/05 at 10:21am
I get up atb 4:30 everyday....if only I had that extra hour !!! 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/19/05 at 2:10pmWOO! That's the kinda service I expect from a bank!
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