Facebook-isms

[Gothampc]

Posted: 8/17/13 at 4:18pm

I love when friends on Facebook repost funny sayings. List here some of your favorites.

"My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like "I know, right?"


Bwhahahaha

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/17/13 at 4:20pm

You and I have the same friend?

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/17/13 at 4:29pm

Let me post a filtered photo of my dinner.

Then my breakfast tomorrow.

Then my lunch.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 8/17/13 at 4:30pm

Jane, you should friend Goth on Facebook and report back to see if he's as homophobic and racist there as he is here!

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/17/13 at 4:40pm

Goth and I are already Facebook friends. He's actually a young, Chinese-American, liberal lesbian.

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/17/13 at 4:41pm

Smoke and mirrors. Smoke and mirrors.

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/17/13 at 4:43pm

I will now proceed to post 750,000 photos of my favorite movie star.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/17/13 at 6:29pm

I will post a couple paranoid articles on how Obama wants us implanted with micro chips and is developing spy drones in the shape of mosquitos to implant them against our will. Damn that African born charlatan!

[CarlosAlberto]

Posted: 8/17/13 at 9:51pm

Excuse me while i post selfies in front of my bathroom mirror in various states of undress.

Updated On: 8/17/13 at 09:51 PM

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/17/13 at 10:27pm

Make sure they're the ones with the huge eyes and pouty lips, where you tilt the camera down at your head and you look like a Bratz Doll.

[Master Bates]

Posted: 8/17/13 at 11:05pm

"Excuse me while i post selfies of myself in front of my bathroom mirror in various states of undress."

"selfies of myself" ?!?

Damn, you're a moron.

[Gothampc]

Posted: 8/17/13 at 11:16pm

And back on topic:

"All you young whippersnappers will never know the satisfaction of slamming down a receiver on a rotary phone."

"It's been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need any bail money and didn't have to hide any bodies, yet."

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/18/13 at 12:11am

Funny how he AND Sue suddenly show up at the same time...

[suestorm]

Posted: 8/18/13 at 12:20am

Uh oh THEATERDIVA has his tinfoil hat on and conspiracy theories going. Lmao

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/18/13 at 6:57am

"Try my new raspberry diet!! I"ve lost 5 lbs. in 4 days!"


I've seen this show up on several hacked Facdbook accounts lately. The spambots are taking over!

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 8/18/13 at 7:09am

What about the annoying people who only post statuses about and pictures of their babies?!

Oh wait. That's me. I have tried to limit the pics to 3-4 per week and only on Mondays. lol

[Jon]

Posted: 8/18/13 at 7:16am

The stupidity of the human race never disappoints.
FAILBOOK

[Marianne2]

Posted: 8/18/13 at 7:44am

People who brag about their significant other over everything on a daily basis. I really don't care if they crap in the toilet or whatever you are always proud of.

That 1 friend who is always trying to get stuff for free instead of buying expensive item with their own money.

[sally1112]

Posted: 8/18/13 at 4:11pm

What about the very vague and attention seeking.....

"Here we go again..."

"I just can't believe it!"

"Worst day ever."

"Sick and tired of it."

[StockardFan]

Posted: 8/18/13 at 4:39pm

I have a couple of friends who are always posting about their Cross Fit workouts in detail. I don't really care about how many burpees and pull ups you did today.

And people who post how WONDERFUL their husband is and how perfect their kids are. I'll be the first to admit my kid can be a pain in the a$$ sometimes, although I still love him and am proud of him. And yeah, my husband can get on my nerves too. No ones' life is as perfect as some people make it out to be on FB.

[best12bars]

Posted: 8/18/13 at 6:10pm

... and then there's the season of political de-friending.

Get ready for the Great Purge of 2016, scheduled to embark in January of 2015.

[NoName3]

Posted: 8/18/13 at 6:53pm

Years ago I attended boarding school and we were required to address all the professors as "Master": Master Lewis, Master Ornduff, Master Hollingsworth, etc., etc., etc.

The French teacher's name was Bates.

On the first day of class he entered the classroom, strode forcefully to the blackboard and wrote in huge letters large enough to fill the entire board:

MISTER BATES.

He then turned to the room of teenage boys trying to suppress giggles and barked firmly:

"You will ALWAYS address ME as MISTER Bates."


ETA Oh well, I guess you had to have been there. It was very funny at the time.

Updated On: 9/1/13 at 06:53 PM

[Jane2]

Posted: 8/18/13 at 8:48pm

"And people who post how WONDERFUL their husband is and how perfect their kids are. I'll be the first to admit my kid can be a pain in the a$$ sometimes, although I still love him and am proud of him. And yeah, my husband can get on my nerves too."

Is that a facebook-ism, lol!