Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

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Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 1:35pm

Laughingstock. That is the only way I can describe this.
Megyn Kelly: Both Jesus AND Santa Were White, So Stop Complaining

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Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 1:41pm

FOR ALL THE KIDS WATCHING, SANTA IS WHITE!!!!

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#3

Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 1:41pm

Than how does she explain this?

#4

Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 1:42pm

BedandBreakfastMan's comment is the best!

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#5

Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 2:23pm

#6

Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 2:32pm

St. Nicholas was born in the city of Patara in what today is Turkey.

I suppose he was white. But he probably tanned well.

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#7

Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 2:43pm

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#8

Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 2:59pm

Jesus and Santa are two of the hottest bearded blonds EVER!

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#9

Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 3:30pm

Mother Abbess was white, too. FACT!

#10

Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 3:58pm

No nun was ever black. FACT!

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#11

Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 7:23pm

But they were penguins!

#12

Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 8:08pm

Sorry, there have always been black nuns. When I was a tyke in parochial school, Sister Mary Magnesia was African-American, while Sister Mary Monoxide was Asian.

Thank you very much.

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#13

Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 8:20pm

Oh, for the love of jizz....


I was being sarcastic.

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#14

Fact: Jesus and Santa Were WHITE!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 8:26pm

I hope Dolly is too. Mary Magnesia and Mary Monoxide! Good drag names, though.

#15

fact: jesus and santa were white!

Posted: 12/12/13 at 9:34pm

duh. who didn't know this?

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#16

fact: jesus and santa were white!

Posted: 12/13/13 at 8:47am

I visited the tomb of St. Nicholas in Bari, Italy. All of the imagery outside shows him like this:



Or this.



Not so very white to me. He was a 4th century Greek bishop, born in modern-day Turkey.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

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#17

fact: jesus and santa were white!

Posted: 12/13/13 at 11:49am

I love Jon Stewart's take: "Who are you actually talking to? Children who are sophisticated enough to be watching a news channel at 10 o'clock at night, yet innocent enough to believe Santa Claus is real, yet racist enough to be freaked out if he isn't white?"

#18

fact: jesus and santa were white!

Posted: 12/13/13 at 11:57am

My favorite part had to do with Elvis. "Real jail is uncomfortable. Elvis jail is fun!"

#19

fact: jesus and santa were white!

Posted: 12/13/13 at 2:19pm

Doesn't anyone find it disturbing that she goes out of her way TO ASSURE THE CHILDREN SHE THINKS ARE WATCHING HER SHOW that all is right with their world because Santa and Jesus are just like them ... white. :-/

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#20

fact: jesus and santa were white!

Posted: 12/13/13 at 2:33pm

There is no part of her thinking on the subject that isn't disturbing.

#21

fact: jesus and santa were white!

Posted: 12/13/13 at 2:38pm

Politico reports she skipped her show last night and will comment on the comment tonight.
Megyn Kelly absent from show post Santa, Jesus segment

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#22

fact: jesus and santa were white!

Posted: 12/13/13 at 3:00pm

Does anyone doubt her statement will be along the lines of "Everyone knows I didn't mean what I said when I asserted it as a fact and those that are saying that are the true racists"

#23

fact: jesus and santa were white!

Posted: 12/13/13 at 3:06pm

I think she's a closeted lesbian. I just get a vibe.

#24

fact: jesus and santa were white!

Posted: 12/13/13 at 3:08pm

Megyn and Shepard Smith hit the gay bars after work every night.

Updated On: 12/13/13 at 03:08 PM

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fact: jesus and santa were white!

Posted: 12/13/13 at 3:15pm

Instead of being a lesbian, she's an "avid tennis player" for sure.

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