Fat People on planes
Howard Shore
Understudy Joined: 8/19/15
#1Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/22/15 at 3:46am
Should Fat People be forced to pay more to sit in seats in a plane ?
#2Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/22/15 at 8:34am
That's like asking "Should stupid people be allowed to troll on BroadwayWorld?"
#3Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/22/15 at 8:44am
I wonder what other name Howard is/was in a past/current life on BroadwayWorld?
#4Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/22/15 at 9:08am
Should thin people have less seat?
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#5Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/22/15 at 9:36am
How are things in Xenia?
#6Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/23/15 at 2:31pm
I think the real question should be: should I add Howard Shore to my list of blocked people?
#7Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/23/15 at 3:18pm
One step ahead of you, ACL. Come join me in the light.
#8Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/23/15 at 4:37pm
Reminds me of an old George Carlin bit.
He remarked that airlines always make announcements asking if people needed help with small children. He said what about people with big children.
#9Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/23/15 at 4:45pm
It looks like someone joined here and their first issue was fat people on the plane. This is a topic worth discussing, but kinda weird as a getting to know you thread. People over 300 pounds should have to pay double. That will get them on a diet, but they should get a double seat.
#10Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/23/15 at 5:23pm
Had a knee JERK reaction. I might have started a thread like this once. Aw sorry.
#11Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/23/15 at 7:00pm
How do y'all manage to keep your various screen names straight?
#13Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/23/15 at 7:36pm
NYadgal said: "How do y'all manage to keep your various screen names straight?"
All of mine are gay.
#14Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/24/15 at 9:36am
ACL did you block me?
and every seat is the same price. If you gotta big ass, buy another seat
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#15Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/24/15 at 12:33pm
You seem kind.
#16Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/24/15 at 12:38pm
"and every seat is the same price."
Actually, they're almost never the same price since airlines sometimes change the pricing hourly based on demand and two people sitting next to each other have often paid vastly different prices for their seats. But I'm sure you understood that and your comment was meant metaphorically, not literally.
Wilmingtom
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/11
#17Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/25/15 at 1:14am
Because this post is so idiotic, I'm going to draft off the poster who mentioned the Carlin joke. His airplane shtick also included this, which I'm sure I'm paraphrasing: "You know when the flight attendant says that in the unlikely event of a water landing, you can use your seat cushion as a flotation device? I'm just saying that in the event of a water landing, my seat cushion becomes a toilet."
#18Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/25/15 at 6:09pm
Interesting.
I just flew domestic on Tiger Air [was very good] and check-in was completely 'do it yourself' . Of course there were staff there to help idiots like me who can't follow prompts and have to poke at a screen to make things happen.
I reflected[to myself] as I weighed my bag,attached label and watched it slide away, that it won't be long before we just stand with our bags on a conveyor belt, get a total weight, ticketed, then conveyed along through security then on to our waiting lounge--it will come I am sure but I will be long dead and still not have learnt how to poke at a screen or even know how to get out of a parking garage or......
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#20Fat People on planes
Posted: 8/25/15 at 7:29pm
Maybe that's what we'll do before we crawl into Elon Musk's pneumatic tubes before we get blasted across country.
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