Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

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Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

Posted: 3/20/06 at 9:21pm

Hm, I'm sitting here eating a Cheeseburger Hot Pocket (great for your health) and it's tasting alright. The picture on the box looks nasty...but there was nothing else to eat, so I am pleasantly surprised. My favorite flavor would probably be Pepperoni Pizza.

What is your favorite?

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#2

re: Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

Posted: 3/20/06 at 9:22pm

Ohm such a hard decision!

My freezer is full of them.

I love the meatball and cheese...whatever it's called.

#3

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 9:25pm

I second the pepperoni pizza. :) I use to like the chicken parm before they decided to replace chicken with rubber cubes. I keep away from the nutrition facts on the rare occasion where I have one. Artery blockage, much?

#4

re: Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

Posted: 3/20/06 at 9:28pm

Chicken, Broccoli, and Cheddar

...but I usually pick all the chicken out

#5

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Posted: 3/20/06 at 9:30pm

Everyone knows I'll eat practically anything, but I tried one of those hot pockets once, and all I remember is - grease and SALT! Have they changed at all?

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#6

re: Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

Posted: 3/20/06 at 11:18pm

o0o that's so weird, i was thinking "tie between cheeseburger and pepperoni pizza" as i read the title of this thread! those are deeeelicious!

although i always burned my tongue on the cheese from the pizza ones. and the broccoli & cheddar ones. and the philly cheese steak ones -- ok yeah i just couldn't wait, i love 'em all.

#7

re: Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:37am

Lean Pocket Meatballs and Mozerella.

It's just plain tasty, although I question how healthy they actually are.

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#8

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:38am

Bacon egg and cheese breakfast pocket. Heaven.

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#9

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:39am

Confession time! (and please don't judge me)

I have never, ever had a Hot Pocket. Of any kind.

#10

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 12:41am

I don't judge you. You probably have a healthier colon than anyone else who posted on this thread.

Jim Gaffigan has a bit he does about Hot Pockets--it's sheer genius.

http://danwho.net/mp/index.php?id=gaffigan_hotpocket

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#11

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:18am

heh. I really like Jim Gaffigan.

And, no, I'm not exactly a healthy person. But Hot Pockets? Meh. Never wanted to try one.

#12

re: Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:20am

I used to eat the meatball and cheese one, and also the three cheese and pepperoni ones, but I had so many of those things that I got sick of them.

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#13

re: Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:21am

Are Hot Pockets like the Pizza Pockets we have in Canada? Basically sealed dough stuffed with pizza toppings and a tomato sauce base (not to mention MSG and preservatives)?

My stomach lurches as the thought of a bacon, egg and cheese filling. And chicken, broccoli and cheddar.

*shudder*

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:23am

that's funny...Jim Gaffigan may be staying at my house this summer.

Hot Pockets are vile, disgusting, gross, horrid, nauseating artifical facimilies of food-product nastiness...


...and I cannot get enough of the pepperoni pizza ones.

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#15

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:27am

I don't think there's anything you're not afraid to put in your mouth.

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#16

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:28am

Tiff, yeah, they are pretty similar.

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:29am

You are a naughty beast, Tiffany.


...and that is why you are my friend.

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#18

re: Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:30am

mmmmm.

#19

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:31am

*giggle*

#20

re: Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

Posted: 3/21/06 at 1:41am

Funny how they can stuff anything wrapped in dough and call it a "hot pocket"

back when I was in high school, we used to say that the left over cheeseburgers were grounded up and stuffed in dough and called it "hot pockets"

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re: Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

Posted: 3/21/06 at 3:07am

After rehearsal one night this was the only thing around to eat and I was STARVING. I popped it in the microwave and when I opened the door, the worst smell ever came out. Hopy crap, Hot Pockets smell like crap.

But I ate it anyway and it actually wasn't bad.

Updated On: 3/21/06 at 03:07 AM

#22

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 3:18am

i like the 5 cheese pizza croissant pockets.

#23

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Posted: 3/21/06 at 6:59am

dear fat a$$

we always have a stock of these in our freezer.

runner up - meatball/mozarella
winner - chicken/broccoli

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#24

re: Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

Posted: 3/21/06 at 8:23am

I eat the lean pocket ones and I really doubt that they are healthier than the "real" hot pockets. My favorite is the 4 cheese pizza and the runner up is the chicken and broccoli.

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#25

re: Favorite Hot Pocket...flavor?

Posted: 3/21/06 at 8:37am

mmmmm....turkey broccoli and CHEESE...yummy...