"At 14, I had my first taste of romance
It was at a party at dancing school
and he was younger than I was
and shorter than I was
Oh, but he had a wonderful name - ARCHIBALD!
And he really liked me too, he really did.
But I had to go and spoil it all
I asked him right out if he'd be my best beau
(sigh) That was the last I ever saw of him.
By now I was 15 - and pretty miserable!!"
"ubiquitous"