My tip for making delicious tots- taught to me by my Aunt the Cafeteria lady (works on French fries too) is to bake your tots and then sprinkle them with SEASONED salt instead of regular. Oh boy! Just like Marge used to make!
I love to take a tortilla, spread it with pizza sauce, Contadina is my favorite, add cheese, chopped veggies, pepperoni, and crushed red pepper flakes. Excellent pizza without all the dough, and it's just the right amount! Excellent crispy crust.
I also like chicken rubbed in light olive oil and seasoned with salt, pepper, and Lawry's. Bake it and have some rice. It's delicious!
Spider it's not a problem because for a limited time only at Pizza Hut you can get any size pizza with any crust and any amount of toppings you want for only $10.
I swear to God they only do this to me when I can't eat them because I'd blow this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsFLEE6sri0 for a large meat lovers right about now.