If someone trips near those cheeks, they're a goner.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
If you glance quickly at her, she almost looks like Cheno, but Cheno - thus far - seems to be aging relatively gracefully (incessant little girl voice notwithstanding).
Is the one that's not Hottie McHebrew Guy Oseary? I would totally botox myself to the hilt if I could stand between the two of them.
Yup.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
Oy gevalt! I'm shvitzing over those two boys.
Ah, I remember this thread - it had all the LOL's. Madonna looks strangely unrecognizable to me in these pictures (aside from those muscular arms, of course).
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
But have you noticed who she resembles a LOT now? Musto did!!
Separated at birth!!!
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I honestly wonder if there's any avenue she can take now that can't be vilified on some level. She was never overly talented - she just had that extraordinary drive and the almost preternatural ability to bend the media to her will.
I keep remembering where Bette Davis and Joan Crawford ended up in their careers.
Perhaps another remake (we CAN'T forget the Redgraves!) of WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? with Courtney Love? Courtney already has the look down, and Madge's 'seriousness' and acting . . . well, desire . . . lends itself toward a wheelchair.
It looks like Faye and Madonna share a plastic surgeon!
And a hair colorist.
HAHAHA!!!!! I love this thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCiinPUnA7w
LOL, jerby! Whatcha drinking, a kaluha and cream?
That was an Amaretto and Bailey's. lol Downed it after filming.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Sorry JRB, I clicked on your link, saw the headline and clicked off. This thread was not constructed for "defense," this is my special place to slowly shake my head at Live Nation loss leader, Madonna. I hope all your dreams come true with your YouTube posts, fame, fortune, perhaps an emcee position on Madonna's inevitable Cougerrific Tour.
That's what's funny, Namo. It's not what you think it is. lol
Thank you for your nice wishes.
Namo, you should watch it. It's funny!
Madonna looks like a guy who does drag and has had too much plastic surgery to help make him look more like a woman.
She totally does, Diva!
This is my favorite thread. Ever!

she looks fabulous
Jane that looks like before she had her cheek implants.
Oh,no, it might be from last October.
Anyway, she should never have had the cheek implants

yup, the cheeks ruined it
Madonna scores with a big wtf moment.
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