FindingNamo presents: Really, Madonna?- Page 5

[blueroses]

Posted: 3/14/09 at 7:21pm

"Madonna looks like a guy who does drag and has had too much plastic surgery to help make him look more like a woman."

I know, and it's sad. Her face was once so luscious and full and gorgeous! I realize that aging isn't easy, but come on. Who in their right mind thinks implanting foreign materials into the FACE looks good? The worst offender is Meg Ryan, who was also once adorable.

Jane, she looks great in the picture you posted above.

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/14/09 at 7:31pm

I know, she looks gorgeous there. She should have left well enough alone.
If she does the chin next, she'll be just another Wayland flowers' Madam channeler!

[blueroses]

Posted: 3/14/09 at 7:43pm

The arms bother me, though. Much too masculine.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 3/14/09 at 10:00pm

I agree. I mean I'm all for having toned arms, but hers are over the top.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 3/15/09 at 2:26pm

Her arms were like that on the Blonde Ambition tour. I thought she was a man.

[Jane2]

Posted: 3/15/09 at 2:32pm

She does become very manly for her tours.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/16/09 at 10:37pm

Oh dear baby Christ child...
... make her stop.

[Q]

Posted: 3/17/09 at 1:40am

"I am the template or the role model, so to speak, for future adoptions."

Oh, my.

[danmag]

Posted: 3/17/09 at 7:05am

Oh, for crap's sake.

We all can't be Brad and Angelina.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 3/17/09 at 10:11am

In another report, she's quoted as saying she would like to adopt another baby from Malawi if she had the approval of the government and "the people." I know it's stating the obvious, but I guess she learned nothing while playing Evita.

"Don't cry for me David Panda..."

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 3/17/09 at 11:37am

Celebrity adoptions from Africa is so Y2K. You'd think she had discovered Uggs or slap bracelets. If she wants to adopt, Myanmar is technically still in season, though you should really be sporting a child from Bangladesh if you want to get a reservation anywhere decent. And sources say look to Nicaragua for the 2009 Summer collection.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 4/3/09 at 11:19am

I am still seeing the last post as being made on March 17. Why was it bumped? weird.

Updated On: 4/3/09 at 11:19 AM

[danmag]

Posted: 4/3/09 at 11:19am

Ghost post, Namo!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/3/09 at 11:39am

What has happened?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 4/3/09 at 11:54am

madonna saw your bump and is displeased, namo.

now since the court denied her, will she give up or take the baby and run? oh run, madge, run! i so want to see her in a gold hummer rolling down the hollywood freeway leading a line of lapd cars with a-rod screaming into a cell phone, "you know who i am, dammit!"

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 4/3/09 at 12:16pm

She's having it shipped UPS, like Bruno did.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 4/8/09 at 1:08pm

Sometimes posts register, but don't make it in the thread. If you search your name you'll see the post and when you click it, it's in its own little world.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/8/09 at 1:13pm

This is weird, f'ing weird.

In other news, Kristen Wiig's Madonna v Angelina on Weekend Update made me laff and laff.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 4/8/09 at 1:15pm

I used to think I was being selectively moderated, but I realized that they were posting, just not to the right place. It happens to me all the time.

I love Abby Elliot's Angelina. I didn't think Wiig's Madonna was as sharp as some of her other characters, but I also thought it was a funny bit.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/8/09 at 1:49pm

But then she would pronounce a choice word or phrase in perfect Madonnish and I would giggle.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:23pm

Catty AP headline about Madonna's latest adoption victim:

Madonna wins 3-year-old 'Mercy' from Malawi

even better than a grammy!

Updated On: 6/12/09 at 12:23 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 7/5/09 at 11:22pm

So, this is the big MJ tribute Madonna worked so hard on to put in her act?

Hrmmmmmm.

Well, at least it's good to hear her onstage yelling voice is getting more and more like Bea Arthur's every day!

I'm surprised she didn't trot out the crucifix from the last tour.

http://www.americansuperstarmag.com/news/video-madonnas-tribute-to-michael-jackson-at-londons-o2-arena

Updated On: 7/5/09 at 11:22 PM

[TulitaPepsi]

Posted: 7/6/09 at 11:32pm

I love the fact that he always referred to her as "that heffa".