From memory, not from google (helped by some very nice red wine at dinner):
Now...everybody knows in a second life
We all come back sooner or later
As anything from a pusSycat
To a man-eating alligator.
Well, you all may think my story
Is more fiction than it's fact,
But believe it or not, my mother dear
Decided she's come back--
As a car!
She's my very own (beat, beat) guiding star!
A 1928 Porter--
That's my mother dear!
She helps me through
Everything I do
And I'm so glad she's here!
My mother, the car!