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Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell "bulge"

Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell "bulge"

FindingNamo
#0Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell "bulge"
Posted: 10/1/06 at 1:41am

You'd think someone with such "concern" for "the children" would model better spelling behavior.
READER DISCRETION STRONGLY ADVISED: Foley's Exchange With Underage Page


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Liverpool
#1re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 1:47am

ugh, that was nauseating, and I only read the first 3 pages of the IMs.

FindingNamo
#2re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 1:53am

And never forget this classic from 1998, when Foley (R-FL) was talking about Bill Clinton:

"It's vile," said Rep. Mark Foley, R-West Palm Beach. "It's more sad than anything else, to see someone with such potential throw it all down the drain because of a sexual addiction...It's unbelievable that he could behave so carelessly in that setting."


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#3re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 2:07am

Namo, how well do you expect someone to spell when they're only typing with one hand? Aren't you being a little "touchy"?


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FindingNamo
#4re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 2:12am

I expect our elected officials to spell correctly even if they're holding their potatoe.


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Plum
#5re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 2:24am

My eyes! They burn!

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StageManager2
#6re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 2:39am

Aww, that was so sweet. I wish I had someone like that when I was 16.


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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia

jimnysf
#7re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 2:56am

I wonder what kind of lotion he uses? And why does he want to know about the towel? Is he looking to collect a DNA specimen? Get the ruler? Yikes!


"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions" ------- "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu" from "Can't Stop The Music" ----- "When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth" ------------ --------- "Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.

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#8re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 3:28am

You couldn't follow that?


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MasterLcZ
#9re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 7:20am

Courtesy of RWOAC:

X16: from waltzing...im sore from waltzing

Maf54: From waltzing????

X16: From WALTZING!!!

Maf54: I could have daaaaaanced all niiiiiiight!

X16: I cud've daaaanced all niiite?

Maf54: and still...

X16: have beeeeegged..

Maf54+ X16: (unison) FOR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!


"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"

actor
#10re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 8:33am

*throws up* Updated On: 10/1/06 at 08:33 AM

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SueleenGay
#11re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 10:21am

I love how this seems to be them most vile and disgusting thing to some people yet others were defending James Barbour's alleged affair with a 16 year old girl who some say was asking for it and it saying it was all her fault. And they actually had sex.




Allegedly...


PEACE.

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Auggie27
#12re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 10:54am

I'm waiting for the news conference when he stands before us and says "I am a pedophile-American."


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Unknown User
#13re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 1:46pm

thats hiLARious!

"where do you throw the towel"


i also think its a scream that ABC news pretends to be shocked, simply shocked, yet they post the complete transcription (wonder what the page hit #s on that are)...& especially since ABC has activley helped these people consolidate their power. Updated On: 10/1/06 at 01:46 PM

Unknown User
#14re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 1:59pm

Maf54 (8:08:31 PM): get a ruler and measure it for me

XXX (8:08:38 PM): ive already told you that

Maf54 (8:08:47 PM): tell me again

XXX (8:08:49 PM): 7 and 1/2

Maf54 (8:09:04 PM): ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Maf54 (8:09:08 PM): beautiful

XXX (8:09:38 PM): lol

Maf54 (8:09:44 PM): thats a great size

XXX (8:10:00 PM): thank you

Maf54 (8:10:22 PM): still stiff

XXX (8:10:28 PM): ya

Maf54 (8:10:40 PM): take it out

XXX (8:10:54 PM): brb…my mom is yelling

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Pinguin
#15re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 1:59pm

sexual internet reactions are so flippin' cheesy.


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jrb_actor
#16re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 3:03pm

This is just a wild story. How many other closets are there on Capitol Hill? And how many of them have adopted anti-gay stances ala McGreevey??


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justagirl2
#17re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 3:04pm

Well, that was enlightening. I have to write a paper about this for Tuesday...that might be an interesting source. :/

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Type_A_Tiff
#18re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 3:38pm

Throw in "buldge" and "Boehner", and the joke just writes itself.


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CATSNYrevival
#19re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 3:43pm

I don't understand why the kid would be so open to talk about those things. he claims to be straight and have a thing for catholic girls with broken bones so why the hell isn't he just talking to one of them? AND I love the "turn you in" typo. beautiful foreshadow.

jimnysf
#20re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 3:50pm

Only 7 and a half? Why is he wasting time with this kid? Surely he could find someone larger.


"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions" ------- "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu" from "Can't Stop The Music" ----- "When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth" ------------ --------- "Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.

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#21re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 3:59pm

catholic girls with broken bones

HAHAHAHHAHAA!!!

i love this story.

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JohnBoy2
#23re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 5:54pm

Catholic girls whose bones he's broken?

actor
#24re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 6:01pm

In my opinion, this guy couldn't be more gay. I mean...if you're "friends" with some guy who wants to grab your dic, how are you straight?

jimnysf
#25re: Foley (R-FL) the page-lover can't spell 'bulge'
Posted: 10/1/06 at 6:04pm

I believe the term is "curious".


"I've lost everything! Luis, Marty, my baby with Chris, Chris himself, James. All I ever wanted was love." --Sheridan Crane "Passions" ------- "Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it, I swear I'll never do it again til the next time company comes."--"Lulu" from "Can't Stop The Music" ----- "When the right doors didn't open for him, he went through the wrong ones" - "Sweet Bird of Youth" ------------ --------- "Passions" is uncancelled! See NBC.com for more info.


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