From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:11pm

The second chapter in the exciting miniseries, Baby Daddy: The Levi Johnston Story, premieres soon! The 21 year old has impregnated a 20 year old teacher named Sunny. Fingers crossed Dollypop can interview the handsome, young, virile, young man again soon.
Johnston's johnson is at it again!

[Calvin]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:13pm

A 20-year-old teacher? Do you just need an associate degree to teach in Alaska?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:14pm

You can't live there with a normal name, so probably.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:14pm

just goes to show, despite what we could tell in PLAYGIRL...a grower not a shower. Probably always in need of a shower, and nothing the matter with that. Virility has its price and i'd happily pay it. Plus he'd not have to marry or worry over any paternity future responsibilities.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:16pm

I've read data on men with microphallii, and as long as they can insert a teeny tiny bit they are capable of impregnation.

[romantico]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:18pm

What is it with these kids and using protection?

We can all be sure of one thing. Bristol and Sarah the Quitter will have PLENTY to say about this. I am sure a few hours will be put aside today so they can give us their 2 cents on Facebook and Twitter.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:21pm

The recent Today show hostess and frequent Fox contributor as well as her reality tv daughter would be loathe to mention Levi, whom they derisively call "Johnny Hollywood" for his media whoring

Updated On: 4/4/12 at 12:21 PM

[madbrian]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:25pm

Has Kathy Griffin been reached for comment?

[tazber]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:25pm

A 20-year-old teacher? Do you just need an associate degree to teach in Alaska?

I think a certificate stating that you graduated middle school is all they require, Calvin.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:28pm

Or at least tried your best.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:36pm

Where's Dolly? I want to hear his response to this.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:37pm

well, despite the serving size of banger and huevos, Levi's Levi-filling bodunkadunk is plenty enough for me too. And i got raise an ironic eyebrow at the Alaskan answer to the Judds accusing HIM of "going Hollywood." What, their talk show hostess cred and beauty pageantizing are so much more noble?

Updated On: 4/4/12 at 12:37 PM

[blueroses]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:39pm

Bleah. There's nothing erotic about this dope.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:41pm

it's his wannabe "dope"-ness i find so appealing...dunno why. And unless it's just part of her schtick, La Griffin agrees. Perhaps the new couple will be guests on her new daytime talk show!

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 1:13pm

It just seems so lazy to me. Like is he actively trying to knock women up? Is he in relationships with these women? Does he want a souvenir of each girlfriend? Too lazy to use a condom or find a girl who takes the pill?

Someone needs therapy....and rubbers.

He'll be doing porn next. Mark my words.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 1:24pm

I stand corrected and aghast. bettyboy.

[blueroses]

Posted: 4/4/12 at 1:26pm

I wonder if he tricked this girl with wine coolers, too!