From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story

[FindingNamo]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story#1

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:11pm

The second chapter in the exciting miniseries, Baby Daddy: The Levi Johnston Story, premieres soon! The 21 year old has impregnated a 20 year old teacher named Sunny. Fingers crossed Dollypop can interview the handsome, young, virile, young man again soon.
Johnston's johnson is at it again!

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[Calvin]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #2

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:13pm

A 20-year-old teacher? Do you just need an associate degree to teach in Alaska?

[FindingNamo]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #2

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:14pm

You can't live there with a normal name, so probably.

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[TxTwoStep]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #3

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:14pm

just goes to show, despite what we could tell in PLAYGIRL...a grower not a shower. Probably always in need of a shower, and nothing the matter with that. Virility has its price and i'd happily pay it. Plus he'd not have to marry or worry over any paternity future responsibilities.

Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

[FindingNamo]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #4

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:16pm

I've read data on men with microphallii, and as long as they can insert a teeny tiny bit they are capable of impregnation.

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[romantico]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #5

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:18pm

What is it with these kids and using protection?

We can all be sure of one thing. Bristol and Sarah the Quitter will have PLENTY to say about this. I am sure a few hours will be put aside today so they can give us their 2 cents on Facebook and Twitter.

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

[FindingNamo]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #6

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:21pm

The recent Today show hostess and frequent Fox contributor as well as her reality tv daughter would be loathe to mention Levi, whom they derisively call "Johnny Hollywood" for his media whoring

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Updated On: 4/4/12 at 12:21 PM

[madbrian]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #7

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:25pm

Has Kathy Griffin been reached for comment?

"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

[tazber]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #8

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:25pm

A 20-year-old teacher? Do you just need an associate degree to teach in Alaska?

I think a certificate stating that you graduated middle school is all they require, Calvin.

....but the world goes 'round

[FindingNamo]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #9

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:28pm

Or at least tried your best.

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[StockardFan]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #10

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:36pm

Where's Dolly? I want to hear his response to this.

KFTC!!!!!

[TxTwoStep]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #11

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:37pm

well, despite the serving size of banger and huevos, Levi's Levi-filling bodunkadunk is plenty enough for me too. And i got raise an ironic eyebrow at the Alaskan answer to the Judds accusing HIM of "going Hollywood." What, their talk show hostess cred and beauty pageantizing are so much more noble?

Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

Updated On: 4/4/12 at 12:37 PM

[blueroses]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #12

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:39pm

Bleah. There's nothing erotic about this dope.

[TxTwoStep]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #13

Posted: 4/4/12 at 12:41pm

it's his wannabe "dope"-ness i find so appealing...dunno why. And unless it's just part of her schtick, La Griffin agrees. Perhaps the new couple will be guests on her new daytime talk show!

Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

[Bettyboy72]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #14

Posted: 4/4/12 at 1:13pm

It just seems so lazy to me. Like is he actively trying to knock women up? Is he in relationships with these women? Does he want a souvenir of each girlfriend? Too lazy to use a condom or find a girl who takes the pill?

Someone needs therapy....and rubbers.

He'll be doing porn next. Mark my words.

"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal "I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello

[FindingNamo]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #15

Posted: 4/4/12 at 1:24pm

I stand corrected and aghast. bettyboy.

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[blueroses]

From Bristol to Sunny: The Levi Johnston Impregnation Story #16

Posted: 4/4/12 at 1:26pm

I wonder if he tricked this girl with wine coolers, too!