This is old, but sorta captures the idea:
May 27th, A.D. 2000Feast Day of Saint John Calvin, Priest (1564)
Dear Dr. Laura: Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. Ihave learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge withasmany people as I can.
When someone tries to defend the homosexuallifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearlystates it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advicefrom you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to bestfollowthem.
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates apleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. Theyclaim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as it suggests in Exodus21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price forher?
I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in herperiod of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, howdo I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are aroundus. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans but notCanadians. Can you clarify?
I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to killhim myself?
A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is anabomination (Lev. 10:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality.I don't agree. Can you settle this?
Lev. 20:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have adefect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does myvision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident youcan help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternaland unchanging.