Gay sex is hazardous to your health

[pab]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 3:27pm

Bush's Surgeon General nom: gay sex is hazardous to your health

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 3:51pm

To be fair, pretty much anything these days can kill you. I don't see the need to single out gay sex. And by gay sex I assume he means male gay sex? Because watching two chicks go at it is hot.

[sabrelady]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 6:12pm

@ first I thought this was going to be about oral sex and HPV leading to head and neck cancers but this other stuff is just ye old evangelical bible thumping ( the only thumping they recognize)

[AnnaK<3LMIP]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 6:19pm

Well duh it is. It also sends you to hell.
We didn't need any of Bush's friends to tell us.
Or rather, you all.
Right?
Right.

[sabrelady]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 6:48pm

no, Sinister.

[Chita1933]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 6:54pm

"Gay sex, he warned, can lead to "lacerations, perforations and deaths...The anatomic and physiologic facts of alimentation and reproduction simply do not change based on any cultural setting. In fact, the logical complementarity of the human sexes has been so recognized in our culture that it has entered our vocabulary in the form of naming various pipe fittings either the male fitting or the female fitting depending upon which one interlocks within the other. When the complementarity of the sexes is breached, injuries and diseases may occur as noted above."

[DG]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 7:23pm

They better jump down this man's throat with both feet - that should be hazardous enough to his health.

Is it January, '09 yet?!?

[misschung]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 7:35pm

They better jump down this man's throat with both feet

talk about gay sex...that would show him!

[theaterkid1015]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 7:44pm

"lacerations, perforations and deaths..."

But, straight anal sex will do none of these things!

[Rose_MacShane]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 7:46pm

Gay sex causes lacerations, perforations and death? And hetero sex doesn't??

[misschung]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 7:48pm

Well, no because hetero sex is in the Bible. keep up here!
How on earth is this logic not making sense?

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 7:55pm

Hetero sex is in the bible? How very Harold Robbins!

Updated On: 6/6/07 at 07:55 PM

[AnnaK<3LMIP]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 8:27pm

Well duh! Mary got pregnant with Jesus! I wasn't a miracle - it was sex!!!

[misschung]

Posted: 6/6/07 at 10:08pm

In fact, the logical complementarity of the human sexes has been so recognized in our culture that it has entered our vocabulary in the form of naming various pipe fittings either the male fitting or the female fitting depending upon which one interlocks within the other. When the complementarity of the sexes is breached, injuries and diseases may occur as noted above.

So because we use these phrases loosely when referring to - oh, plumbing - it means that's the only way to go? How much more mechanical does he want to make this culture?

[scott68]

Posted: 6/7/07 at 2:06am

Exactly. Breaching the complementarity of human sexes can lead to seals that just won't hold water and, in extreme cases, electrocution. A dangerous thing to risk.

[Becoz_i_knew_you21]

Posted: 6/7/07 at 2:53am

These days they say everything is hazardous to your health. They lost me with the "Cell phones cause cancer!" thing.

[touchmeinthemorning]

Posted: 6/7/07 at 8:34am

Yup. God put the male G-spot in the anus as an elaborate practical joke. Nothing is expected to ever go there. It's biology, people.

[pab]

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:52am

"LEXINGTON, Ky. — President Bush's nominee for surgeon general, Kentucky cardiologist Dr. James Holsinger, has come under fire from gay rights groups for voting to expel a lesbian pastor from the United Methodist Church and writing in 1991 that gay sex is unnatural and unhealthy.

Also, Holsinger helped found a Methodist congregation that, according to gay rights activists, believes homosexuality is a matter of choice and can be "cured."

"He has a pretty clear bias against gays and lesbians," said Christina Gilgor, director of the Kentucky Fairness Alliance, a gay rights group. "This ideology flies in the face of current scientific medical studies. That makes me uneasy that he rejects science and promotes ideology."

Holsinger, 68, has declined all interview requests."
Gay Groups Decry Surgeon General Nominee

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 6/7/07 at 9:58am

scott68, that's fantastic.

[RENTingFAME]

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:15am

AnnaK, clearly you haven't been paying enough attention to Gray's Anatomy...

"God wants you to be an adulterer?"
"God got a virgin woman pregnant by magic. He's not playing by the rules."

DG, doesn't it feel like it should be 2009? The race for the White House has been going on since the beginning of the year already... so the election should be in November, right? And then it will be 2009!

[misschung]

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:21am

Because if anyone should be giving out sex advice, its this couple

[AnnaK<3LMIP]

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:24am

Actually I haven't been able to see any of Grey's Anatomy in a long time, now that you mention it.

[mejusthavingfun]

Posted: 6/7/07 at 3:31pm

Bush is playing a really dirty trick with this appointing.

Holsinger's nomination must be approved by the U.S. Senate's Committee on Health whose Democratic members include presidential hopefuls Hillary, Obama and Dodd.

Let's see how they play ball....

[broadwaytourist]

Posted: 6/7/07 at 10:18pm

It is my fervent - dare I say prayer - that the Democrats will just count as lost any vote decided on the single issue of the worngfulness of gay sex. Just like Bush gave up on the whole block of African-American voters. He knew he had nothing to offer, so he did not try. So I'm asking the candidates from my party to please, just ignore these narrow minded voters and do the right thing. Take a stand for fairness and reject this moralistic, nonscientific thinking bigot. There are too many thinking voters who perfer the truth and fairness in their nominees. Do right and get out the vote.