George Bush is a Saint!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/5/06 at 12:59pm

St George

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Episcopal Church outside Washington as part of his campaign to restore his pathetic and dropping poll standings.

Bush's image manager made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity because of the president's position on stem cell research, the Iraq war, hurricane Katrina, and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say "the President is a saint."

The Bishop thought it over for a few moments and finally said, "The Church is in really desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it."

Bush showed up for the sermon and the Bishop began:

"I'd like to speak to you all this morning about our President. George Bush is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He took the tragedy of September 11 and used it to frighten and manipulate the American people.

He lied about weapons of mass destruction and invaded Iraq for oil and money, causing the deaths of tens of thousands and making the United States the most hated country on earth.

He appointed cronies to positions of power and influence, leading to widespread death and destruction during Hurricane Katrina. He awarded contracts and tax cuts to his rich friends so that we now have more poverty in this country, and a greater gap between rich and poor, than we've had since the Depression.

He instituted illegal wiretaps when getting a warrant from a secret court would have been a mere administrative detail, had his henchmen lie to Congress about it, then claimed he is above the law.

He has headed the most corrupt, bribe-inducing political party since Teapot Dome.

The national surplus has turned into a staggering national debt of 7.6 Trillion, gas prices are up 85%, the people of America cannot afford it...and vital research into global warming and stem cells is stopped cold because he's afraid to lose votes from some religious kooks.

He is the worst example of a true Christian I've ever known.

But compared to Dick Cheney, Karl Rove and Tom DeLay, George Bush is a saint."

Updated On: 9/5/06 at 12:59 PM

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/5/06 at 2:33pm

That would be hysterically funny if it weren't so true!

[South Fl Marc]

Posted: 9/5/06 at 3:53pm

Wow - the joke perfectly sums up Bush's presidency.

As for him being a saint - Isn't one of the first prerequisites to being a saint is you have to be dead?

Yep... works for me.

[Greekmusicalfan]

Posted: 9/5/06 at 7:24pm

" He lied about weapons of mass destruction and invaded Iraq for oil and money, causing the deaths of tens of thousands and making the United States the most hated country on earth."

This is so true You can't imagine the looks and debates that I get here in Greece, when I say that I still adore the USA !

[Andrew Lowe Watson]

Posted: 9/7/06 at 1:49am

Good God! I agree with PJ!

[donna_darko_23]

Posted: 9/7/06 at 2:48am

The title of this thread really made me think, "WTF?" What a crazy administration.

[Bwaygirl717]

Posted: 9/7/06 at 1:01pm

OMG!!! This is soooo funny!

[Chanticleer148]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:18am

We're watching from America to see your Moonbat parade. It's quite show. When is opening night?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:38am

This is where you always blow it Chanti, (sorry, did I just OUT you with the "blow it" reference, teach?): with your Joe McCarthyisms.

You're going to be just left treading stupidity when even Republicans finally ask about the common decency of the Bush administration.

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:40am

Hi Namo--tonight Jose and Papa are accusing ME (and Dolores Gray) of being Joe McCarthy-like.

LOL! The only thing Joe McCarthy and I have in common is a liking for rough trade, right?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:41am

I'm sure Chanti does too. Can you imagine what a limp bottom that closet case is?

[PalJoey]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:43am

I'd rather not.

[Chanticleer148]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:45am

Actually the only and "outing" and laugh is on you.

I wanted everyone to see you come out again tonight, and for everyone to see this creature on parade in full moonbat regalia.

You did yourself proud!

Thanks for the humor. The parade was great!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:45am

Don't forget, Chanti's so perceptive he thought papa was a Democrat!

She's not so bright, is she?

[Chanticleer148]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:47am

In America, we call that a democrat

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:51am

That you presume to declare who and what is "American" and "America" is precisely what is wrong with you. You are an ignoramus.

[Chanticleer148]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:53am

Thanks. I was counting on you. Thanks for living up to your credentials.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:54am

Isn't it time to go wack off and imagine the life that is never to be?

[Chanticleer148]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 12:58am

Projection Namohood, Projection.

I thought you were still working on that threat you made. Or, are you still trying to master the "stalking" part?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 1:00am

Your fantasies are sad. But what's sadder is that it's really all you have.

[Chanticleer148]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 1:06am

Projection Namohood.

About that lovely little site you have...it's sadly empty...

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 1:18am

Updated On: 9/8/06 at 01:18 AM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 1:18am

Maybe it got hit by Cut n Runism.

[Chanticleer148]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 4:22pm

It speaks for itself

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/06 at 5:09pm

How out of the closet are you in your life, Chantique?