Speaking of "oil" and "Obama," I'm presently skimming my new UNCLE JOHN'S BATHROOM READER (20th anniversary edition) and it has a little section about Obama, under Nudes & Prudes. I thought I'd share since it's relevant. Sorta.
PRUDE: While campaigning for the presidency in 2007, Senator Barack Obama made a fundraising stop at the Planet Zero Art Gallery in Richmond, Virginia. And although he's campaigning on a progressive platform, one of the artworks on display was too risqué for the senator. It was a 6-by-10-foot oil painting called "Snake Charmer," which features Britney Spears (sans underwear) getting out of Paris Hilton's limo. "I wished we could have had a good dialogue about freedom of speech," said the artist, Jamie Bolling, "but I understand that a politician might want to avoid being photographed in front of Britney Spear's crotch."
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Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
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Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
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