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#26

re: Great Movie Lines

"Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago. He'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men."

Bette Davis, ALL ABOUT EVE.
'Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.' - Lucy Van Pelt
#27

re: Great Movie Lines

" I am the luckiest man alive." Gary Cooper as Lou Gehrig in The Pride of The Yankees
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#28

re: Great Movie Lines

"I don't know what to do anymore except maybe die." ~Rebel Without a Cause

"You're gonna be somebody's patient if you don't get your ass back down into that chair." ~The Ref

"If hate were people i'd be china!" and "I crap bigger than you" ~City Slickers

"Personality, I mean that's what counts right? Personality, I mean that's what keeps a relationship going through the years. Like heroin. I mean heroin's got great f*cking personality." ~Trainspotting

"How come you were in the women's locker room this morning?"
"I heard you singing."
"Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?"
"I didn't know you were naked." ~Elf

"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and it is frowned upon in most societies." ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory



#29

re: Great Movie Lines

"In a good shoe, I wear a size six, but a seven feels so good, I buy a size eight. "

The Dolly, Steel Magnolias

"All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve."

Olympia Dukakis, again, Steel Magnolias
#30

re: Great Movie Lines

"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday."
~~Kevin Spacey, American Beauty
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#31

re: Great Movie Lines

"It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars and the world is still glad to be rid of him."
~~Newscaster, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#32

re: Great Movie Lines

"I know something of a woman in a man's profession. Yes, by God, I do know about that."
~~Judi Dench, Shakepseare in Love
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#33

re: Great Movie Lines

"Louise, people in this country aren't interested in details. They don't even trust details. The only thing they trust is headlines."
~~Gene Hackman, The Birdcage

"If necessary, we'll get the Pope's blessing, it's not hard!"
~~Dianne Wiest, The Birdcage
"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#34

re: Great Movie Lines

Maria, these walls were not meant to shut out problems. You have to face them. You have to live the life you were born to live. Mother Abbess, THE SOUND OF MUSIC

ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
#35

re: Great Movie Lines

"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it."
-- Lloyd, The Ref

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney
#36

re: Great Movie Lines

Blanche: Who were all those people at the door just now?
Jane: It wasn't anything. Just that nosey Mrs. Bates going on about your picture the other night.
Blanche: Oh really, did she like it?
Jane: Oh really, did she like it?....She liked it!

Joan Crawford and Bette Davis - WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE?
ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
#37

re: Great Movie Lines

Two of my favourite movies on theatre:

Waiting for Guffman
~If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line, that's what I like to do. Even if it's from another show.
~We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.
~What New York really is, is it's an island, with lots of people, lots of different people... I hope to maybe meet some guys, some Italian guys, and maybe watch some TV.
~Mmmmmedicine Man not go near Dances With Stumpy! Noooo!

All Above Eve
~If nothing else, there's applause... like waves of love pouring over the footlights.
~Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!
~Nothing is forever in the Theatre. Whatever it is, it's here, it flares up, burns hot and then its gone.
~I developed that cynicism the day I discovered I was different from little boys!
~Bill's thirty-two. He looks thirty-two. He looked it five years ago, he'll look it twenty years from now. I hate men.
#38

re: Great Movie Lines

Cristina! BRING ME THE AXE!!!

NO WIRE COATHANGERS. NO WIRE COATHANGERS EVER!

I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt!

Joan Crawford, Mommie Dearest.
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#39

re: Great Movie Lines

"I Coulda Been a Contender"


--Marlon Brando, ON THE WATERFRONT
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#40

re: Great Movie Lines

"I think I'll go out and milk the elk."

"Ah, the old embouchure ain't what it used to be."

--W.C.Fields, The Fatal Glass of Beer
#41

re: Great Movie Lines

"I Want To Be Alone"


--Greta Garbo, GRAND HOTEL
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#42

re: Great Movie Lines

BeerGoggles I love you more and more with each post. I love Trainspotting.

Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!

Its long but I love this quote/scene:
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Excuse me, excuse me. I don't mean to harass you, but I was very impressed with the capable and stylish manner in which you dealt with that situation. And I was thinking to myself, now this girl's special.
Diane: Thanks.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: What's your name?
Diane: Diane.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: And where are you going, Diane?
Diane: I'm going home.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, where's that?
Diane: It's where I live.
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Great.
Diane: What?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Well, I'll come back with you if you like, but like, I'm not promising anything, you know.
Diane: Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls - am I right? The truth is that you're a quiet sensitive type but, if I'm prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. Taxi! A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey - don't us girls just love that?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Eh?
Diane: Well, what's wrong boy - cat got your tongue?
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#43

re: Great Movie Lines

Mary-Ethel........the full quote is:

"I coulda been a contender; I coulda been somebody"

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#44

re: Great Movie Lines

"We didn't need Dialogue. We had FACES!!!"


--Gloria Swanson, SUNSET BLVD.
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#45

re: Great Movie Lines

Best movie insult of all time:

"Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!"

- A Clockwork Orange
#46

re: Great Movie Lines

All my life I wanted to marry a Rockefeller.

Which one?

I don't care

Marilyn Monroe to Lauren Bacall in How to Marry a Millionaire
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#47

re: Great Movie Lines

My all time favorite.....
"Well nobody's perfect!" - Joe E Brown "Some Like it Hot"
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
#48

re: Great Movie Lines

Sorry, Elphaba, I'll try and aim for "completeness" in the future! re: Great Movie Lines


"Rosebud."

--Orson Welles, CITIZEN KANE
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#49

re: Great Movie Lines

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Humphrey Bogart, Casablanca
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#50

re: Great Movie Lines

'Snap out of it!'

Cheer in Moonstruck
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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