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#51

re: Great Movie Lines

"Senor Ravelli's first selection will be "Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping" with a male chorus."

--Groucho Marx, Animal Crackers
#52

re: Great Movie Lines

"You know, the first man that can think up a good explanation how he can be in love with his wife AND another woman at the same time is going to win that prize they're always giving out in Sweden."


--Mary Cecil (as Mary's Cook), THE WOMEN
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#53

re: Great Movie Lines

Yikes M-E, I was wrong! Here is the correct quote....who knew???

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it."

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#54

re: Great Movie Lines

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
- DEAN WORMER (John Vernon) in National Lampoon's Animal House (197re: Great Movie Lines

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#55

re: Great Movie Lines

"I'm not bad; I'm just drawn that way."

Jessica Rabbit in Whatever Happened to Roger Rabbit?
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#56

re: Great Movie Lines

"I CAN'T Stand it! With all my heart I still love the man I killed!"


--Bette Davis, THE LETTER
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#57

re: Great Movie Lines

"Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea: They eat their young."

Eve Arden in Mildred Pierce

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

Updated On: 7/17/05 at 08:04 PM

#58

re: Great Movie Lines

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Mandy Patinkin in Princess Bride
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#59

re: Great Movie Lines

"I'll be at The Black Pussy, if anyone wants me."

--W.C.Fields, The Bank Dick
#60

re: Great Movie Lines

"Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold on to."

Kathy Bates in DOLORES CLAIBORNE
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#61

re: Great Movie Lines

my alltime favorite from Young Frankenstein

Frau Blucher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No. Thank you.
Frau Blucher: Some varm milk... perhaps?
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: No, thank you very much.
Frau Blucher: Ovaltine?
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Nothing! Thank you. I'm a little tired.
Frau Blucher: Then I vill say... goodnight.
Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Goodnight!

It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#62

re: Great Movie Lines

"Now I know what I've been faking all these years."


--Goldie Hawn, PRIVATE BENJAMIN
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#63

re: Great Movie Lines

"Eliza, Where the Devil Are My Slippers?"


--Rex Harrison, MY FAIR LADY
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#64

re: Great Movie Lines

Dr. Ian Malcolm: That is one big pile of ****.
---Jeff Goldblum in Jurrasic Park

same: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Bart: Excuse me, while I whip this out.
Townspeople: AHHHHHHH - oh.
---Blazing Sadels

Micheal Corleone: Keep your friends close, but your enimies closer.
---The Godfather Part II
"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!
#65

re: Great Movie Lines

It's beyond my control.

John Malcovich in Dangerous Liasons
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#66

re: Great Movie Lines

How do you do. I am Karmen Ghia, Msr. Debris' personal secretary. Please remove your shoes.

The Producers
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#67

re: Great Movie Lines

"Love's got to stop somewhere short of suicide!" -Dodsworth. 1936

"Outside Countess! As long as there are sidewalks, you'll have work!" - Gold Diggers of 35, 36, or 37, I can't remember which one.

"We do not know how big the Crowd is, and what opposition it is...until we get out of step with it" -The Crowd, 1928


"My dreams, watching me said, one to the other...this life has let us down."
#68

re: Great Movie Lines

[In California]
Annie Hall: It's so clean out here.
Alvy Singer: That's because they don't throw their garbage away; they turn it into television shows.

--Diane Keaton and Woody Allen in ANNIE HALL
#69

re: Great Movie Lines

The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight. Fight Club

Days turned into weeks, weeks turned into months. And then, one not-so-very special day, I went to my typewriter, I sat down, and I wrote our story. A story about a time, a story about a place, a story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever. Moulin Rouge

Rory: Look, if I said somethin' earlier to offend ya' or anything... good! Inside I'm Dancing



Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!
#70

re: Great Movie Lines

Stu: Did you really call the police?

Sydney: You bet your sorry a** I did!

Stu: My mommy and daddy are gonna be so mad at me

Scream
#71

re: Great Movie Lines

Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: [laughing] You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them...
[falls straight back asleep]---

Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban.


"life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it" -Ferris Bueller (3> that movie)


Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.


At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get Chlamydia... and die.---

(both from Mean Girls.)

#72

re: Great Movie Lines

"If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain fer nothing."


--Jean Hagen, SINGIN' IN THE RAIN
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#73

re: Great Movie Lines

"Lunch? You gotta be kidding. Lunch is for wimps."


-- Michael Douglas, WALL STREET
"I say YOU'RE the CUTEST one. No, I say YOU'RE the CUTEST One. And we go on like that from dawn to three."
#74

re: Great Movie Lines

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

-- Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects

Thou giveth fever.
#75

re: Great Movie Lines

"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
-NETWORK

"What we have here is a failure to communicate."
-COOL HAND LUKE

Hotlips: Oh my God! They've shot him.
Blake: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop. It's the end of the quarter.
-M*A*S*H

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